Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Lia Monde]

Play that funky music, white boy!
Or just play 'fucky' with a toy
Turn both on and have fun
Shake it when the night's begun

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Play that funky music, white boy!
Or just play 'fucky' with a toy
Turn both on and have fun
Shake it when the night's begun
Hottest girls 'tween here and Hanoi

 

[weespanner]

She dressed up for her rendezvous

 

[AbsintheFather]

She dressed up for her rendezvous
With the big man from Timbuktu

 

[weespanner]

She dressed up for her rendezvous
With the big man from Timbuktu
He got quite a shock

 

[Adre]

She dressed up for her rendezvous
With the big man from Timbuktu
He got quite a shock
For 'she' had a cock

 

[weespanner]

She dressed up for her rendezvous
With the big man from Timbuktu
He got quite a shock
For 'she' had a cock
And her 'tits' were slightly askew

 

[Adre]

Hesitant, he gripped her shaft

 

[weespanner]

Hesitant, he gripped her shaft
While she shoved her thumb in his aft




...this date has got off to a roaring start

 

[Adre]

Hesitant, he gripped her shaft
While she shoved her thumb in his aft
His prick hardened fast

 

[weespanner]

Hesitant, he gripped her shaft
While she shoved her thumb in his aft
His prick hardened fast
But he didn't last

 

[Adre]

Hesitant, he gripped her shaft
While she shoved her thumb in his aft
His prick hardened fast
But he didn't last
As he shot his load 'she' just laughed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

These limericks are fairly naughty

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

These limericks are fairly naughty
Well what's wrong with being bawdy?

 

[Lia Monde]

These limericks are fairly naughty
Well what's wrong with being bawdy?
They swell your libido

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

These limericks are fairly naughty
Well what's wrong with being bawdy?
They swell your libido
And stretch out your Speedo

 

[Lia Monde]

These limericks are fairly naughty
Well what's wrong with being bawdy?
They swell your libido
And stretch out your Speedo
And inspire sex acts that are gaudy

 

[Lia Monde]

The Playground inspires sexual play

 

[Cymru6969]

The Playground inspires sexual play
Most wait 'til spouses are away

 

[thebeesknees]

The Playground inspires sexual play
Most wait 'til spouses are away
No need to be coy

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The Playground inspires sexual play
Most wait 'til spouses are away
No need to be coy
If you'd rather a toy

 

[Cymru6969]

The Playground inspires sexual play
Most wait 'til spouses are away
No need to be coy
If you'd rather a toy
Make sure you have fresh double A

 

[Cymru6969]

The mechanical pussy thread

 

[thebeesknees]

The mechanical pussy thread
was the dream of every boys head

 

[KuteKaren]

The mechanical pussy thread
was the dream of every boys head
No need to play games