Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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mechanical pussy thread
was the dream of every boys head
No need to play games
No fickle old dames
 
mechanical pussy thread
was the dream of every boys head
No need to play games
No fickle old dames
just pumping until they were dead
 
He thought he was going to cum
as she twirled his cock with her tongue
Like peaches n cream
 
He thought he was going to cum
as she twirled his cock with her tongue
Like peaches n cream
He was living a dream
 
He thought he was going to cum
as she twirled his cock with her tongue
Like peaches n cream
He was living a dream
When he did cum it smelled like dung :eek:
 
John was a man who loved pussy pie
Jill hates getting jizz in her eye
These two had a plan
And a new white van
 
John was a man who loved pussy pie
Jill hates getting jizz in her eye
These two had a plan
And a new white van
With a bed and driver who's bi
 
She asked if he'd ride in her truck
And to bring his wife for good luck
There's no need for clothes
 
She asked if he'd ride in her truck
And to bring his wife for good luck
There's no need for clothes
Cos anything goes
 
She asked if he'd ride in her truck
And to bring his wife for good luck
There's no need for clothes
Cos anything goes
and so he had two girls to fuck
 
Her soft, scented skin, so dreamy
It provoked men to fantasies steamy
They'd try to seduce her
But act like a cur
 
Her soft, scented skin, so dreamy
It provoked men to fantasies steamy
They'd try to seduce her
But act like a cur
And hid behind their little weenie
 
Get some lovin' while the gettin's good
Spread 'em wide cause I'm sportin' wood
Hope that it's oak
 
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