Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[stickygirl]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear
Shame, 'cos it turned out he's queer

 

[Cymru6969]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear
Shame, 'cos it turned out he's queer
"Rain check?" says he

 

[stickygirl]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear
Shame, 'cos it turned out he's queer
"Rain check?" says he
"Share knickers with me?"

can someone explain what rain check means pls :-/

 

[weespanner]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear
Shame, 'cos it turned out he's queer
"Rain check?" says he
"Share knickers with me?"
"Just take your pick - silk, lace or sheer"

 

[Cymru6969]

She whispers "Fuck me" in his ear
Shame, 'cos it turned out he's queer
"Rain check?" says he
"Share knickers with me?"
"Fine, but first you must ply me with beer"

can someone explain what rain check means pls :-/[/QUOTE]

'Ere ya go, Sticks: http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/rain-check

 

[stickygirl]

I'll take a rent cheque on that

misheard confusiasm

 

[Cymru6969]

I'll take a rent cheque on that
Check his Czech cheque first, the rat

 

[cliteatingman]

I'll take a rent cheque on that
Check his Czech cheque first, the rat
But he is a Slovak

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

I'll take a rent cheque on that
Check his Czech cheque first, the rat
But he is a Slovak
With quite a nice cock

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

I'll take a rent cheque on that
Check his Czech cheque first, the rat
But he is a Slovak
With quite a nice cock
So I guess he can have the Flat

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cut or uncut, that's the question

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cut or uncut, that's the question
If you cut it, add compression!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cut or uncut, that's the question
If you cut it, add compression!
Give it some lovin'

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Cut or uncut, that's the question
If you cut it, add compression!
Give it some lovin'
Make room for shovin'

 

[Cymru6969]

Cut or uncut, that's the question
If you cut it, add compression!
Give it some lovin'
Make room for shovin'
Or risk vaginal congestion

 

[weespanner]

While out for a stroll on the beach

 

[texou]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach

 

[weespanner]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Oops! One dropped a ball

 

[weespanner]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Oops! One dropped a ball
And she has an ass like a peach

 

[Adre]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Oops! One dropped a ball
I think I just saw her sweet peach

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Oops! One dropped a ball
And she has an ass like a peach

haha I don't think I got my point across with a bikini dropping a ball

 

[texou]

While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Turns his stroll to a stall

 

[weespanner]

haha I don't think I got my point across with a bikini dropping a ball

Haha - luckily we went for the more attractive mental image



While out for a stroll on the beach
The pretty girls just within reach
Bikini's so small
Turns his stroll to a stall
'Tripod' is the figure of speech

 

[texou]

The lady did say to the gent