Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Those little blue pills pack a punch
He didn't take 1, but a bunch
It make him loopy
At least his prick wasn't droopy
To be safe, though, he had more for lunch

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Those little blue pills pack a punch
He didn't take 1, but a bunch
It make him loopy
At least his prick wasn't droopy
He was a big hit at the munch

 

[weespanner]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried

 

[Cymru6969]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried
Weekend plans boosted the new bride

 

[weespanner]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried
Weekend plans boosted the new bride
And as for the groom

 

[Cymru6969]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried
Weekend plans boosted the new bride
And as for the groom
He'd booked a posh room

 

[AbsintheFather]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried
Weekend plans boosted the new bride
And as for the groom
He'd booked a posh room
With a four-post where she'd be tied


Aaaah weekends!

 

[Adre]

"Thank goodness it's Friday!" she cried
Weekend plans boosted the new bride
And as for the groom
He'd booked a posh room
"To heaven I've gone and then died!"

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

"The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.

 

[AbsintheFather]

"The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"

 

[beachbaby179]

"The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
So he drove to the store

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
Changing engines, eh?

 

[Cymru6969]

"The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
So he drove to the store
Pedal to the floor

 

[AbsintheFather]

"The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
So he drove to the store
Pedal to the floor
"I'll be by later" purred the cashier

 

[AbsintheFather]

The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
Changing engines, eh?
Naw, he said with dismay

 

[Cymru6969]

The weekend is here!" he said, with a cheer.
"I need some lube, some rope and some beer,"
Changing engines, eh?
Naw, he said with dismay
"Test driving my sister-in-law's rear!"

 

[weespanner]

His brother was not very pleased

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His brother was not very pleased
The lady, though, instantly greased

 

[AbsintheFather]

His brother was not very pleased
As into his wife's ass I did squeeze

 

[AbsintheFather]

His brother was not very pleased
The lady, though, instantly greased
She gave out a squeal

 

[weespanner]

His brother was not very pleased
The lady, though, instantly greased
She gave out a squeal
And clapped like a seal

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

His brother was not very pleased
The lady, though, instantly greased
She gave out a squeal
And clapped like a seal
When into her ass AF squeezed

 

[Cymru6969]

You think AF's a back door man?

 

[Lia Monde]

While fishing, her quim got a nibble

 

[Lia Monde]

You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan