Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please

 

[Lia Monde]

You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please
While watching her striptease

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please
While watching here striptease
I dance. I tease. Because I can.

 

[Cymru6969]

Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!

7 syllables. Suck it

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!


There. 7+9=16, divided by 2=8. We're good.

 

[Cymru6969]

Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl
Too short, if you will

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl
Too short, if you will
Keep it down, you're too damn loud!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime

 

[weespanner]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend
But so many holes to mend

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend
But so many holes to mend
Why mend? It suits the boys just fine!

 

[TarzanOfTheApes]

My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.

 

[Cymru6969]

Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend
But so many holes to mend
Why mend? It suits the boys just fine!

Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand

 

[Lia Monde]

Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand

 

[Cymru6969]

Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five

 

[Lia Monde]

Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five
Feeling quite alive

 

[Cymru6969]

Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five
Feeling quite alive
Tenth anniversary as planned

 

[Lia Monde]

Porked while making chicken salad

 

[Cymru6969]

"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad

 

[essa_]

"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish

 

[KuteKaren]

"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish
while cooking a dish

 

[weespanner]

"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish
while cooking a dish
'The naked chef' is quite valid

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

With respect to Tarzan


My laptop died, but it wasn't unexpected.