Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please
 
You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please
While watching her striptease
 
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You think AF's a back door man?
Only because Deprived"s such a fan
Pass the popcorn, please
While watching here striptease
I dance. I tease. Because I can.
 
Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!


There. 7+9=16, divided by 2=8. We're good.
 
Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl :)
 
Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl
Too short, if you will :D
 
Hey,you. Get off a' my cloud!
Only seven?! What's that all about!
Deprived of one syl
Too short, if you will
Keep it down, you're too damn loud!
 
Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend
But so many holes to mend
 
Fine, I'll use a pillow next time
'Cuz pillow humping isn't a crime
A true feathered friend
But so many holes to mend
Why mend? It suits the boys just fine!
 
Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five
 
Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five
Feeling quite alive
 
Plugged in each hole, cocks in each hand
All the players felt really grand
Money shot times five
Feeling quite alive
Tenth anniversary as planned
 
"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish
 
"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish
while cooking a dish
 
"Porked while making chicken salad"
Is a Muslim country ballad
sung with great relish
while cooking a dish
'The naked chef' is quite valid
 
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