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Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Yes, let's start with rum punch
 
a threesome!

Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
I've got something sweet



Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Siesta for all



Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Yes, let's start with rum punch
When we're all drunk
 
Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
A mouthful will do

Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Just form a line
 
Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
I've got something sweet
You're welcome to eat


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Siesta for all
That's a good call


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Yes, let's start with rum punch
When we're all drunk
We'll tie up the hunk
 
Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
I've got something sweet
You're welcome to eat
I'll be sure to suck and not crunch


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Siesta for all
That's a good call
Then we'll do it again for brunch


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Yes, let's start with rum punch
When we're all drunk
We'll tie up the hunk
Then attack his cock as a bunch


We can lick bite and crunch
Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
A mouthful will do
Just try not to chew


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Just form a line
Me first or I'll whine!
 
Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?
I've got something sweet
You're welcome to eat
Just mind the tampon, lest it crunch


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...
Siesta for all
That's a good call
Jeesh, Adre's snore sounds "scruuunch!"


Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Yes, let's start with rum punch
When we're all drunk
We'll tie up the hunk
And fuck while watching Brady Bunch
 
Motherfucker could rhyme and shit
He sounded really ghetto, for a Brit
A brother in tweed
 
Motherfucker could rhyme and shit
He sounded really ghetto, for a Brit
A brother in tweed
Bust'n caps with mead
 
Motherfucker could rhyme and shit
He sounded really ghetto, for a Brit
A brother in tweed
Bust'n caps with mead
Said 'cheers to ya mate' and then split
 
Motherfucker could rhyme and shit
He sounded really ghetto, for a Brit
A brother in tweed
Bust'n caps with mead
N' his bitches were down with his wit
 
Cymru is all shuck and jive
Just blame it on his sex drive
When he's horny as hell
 
Cymru is all shuck and jive
Just blame it on his sex drive
When he's horny as hell
It does not bode well
 
Cymru is all shuck and jive
Just blame it on his sex drive
When he's horny as hell
It does not bode well
For pussy, he'll always connive
 
Her pussy was smelly and wet
Don't give rotten food to your pet
So treat your puss well
Else she'll give you hell! :eek:
 
Her pussy was smelly and wet
Don't give rotten food to your pet
So treat your puss well
Else she'll give you hell!
Cos she doesn't fancy the vet!
 
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