Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Cymru6969]

May I kiss and make it better?
That surely will make tihngs wetter
Easier to slide in
Look - the bishop's hiding....
his nob inside a hair sweater!

God bless your irreverence, Sticky

 

[TomBoner]

Does Cymru really want god to bless sticks?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Does Cymru really want god to bless sticks?
It is one of his kinky tricks??

 

[Cymru6969]

Does Cymru really want god to bless sticks?
It is one of his kinky tricks??
Agnostics R Us

 

[stickygirl]

Does Cymru really want god to bless sticks?
It is one of his kinky tricks??
Agnostics R Us
Blasphemerous!

 

[Cymru6969]

Does Cymru really want god to bless sticks?
It is one of his kinky tricks??
Agnostics R Us
Blasphemerous!
I blame the bloody fucking Mick's

 

[Lia Monde]

Nude Day is popular with men

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Nude Day is popular with men
I've known it, since I don't know when

 

[Lia Monde]

Nude Day is popular with men
I've known it, since I don't know when
They ogle and drool

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Nude Day is popular with men
I've known it, since I don't know when
They ogle and drool
Acting the part of a fool

 

[Cymru6969]

Nude Day is popular with men
I've known it, since I don't know when
They ogle and drool
Acting the part of a fool
"Look at the tits on that old hen!"

 

[37_ttej]

They hang so juicy and low

*erk*

 

[weespanner]

They hang so juicy and low
When she walks they swing to and fro

 

[37_ttej]

They hang so juicy and low
When she walks they swing to and fro
Like Newton's third law

(Wee )

 

[weespanner]

hi Jett!

They hang so juicy and low
When she walks they swing to and fro
Like Newton's third law
Or balls called benwa

 

[37_ttej]

They hang so juicy and low
When she walks they swing to and fro
Like Newton's third law
Or balls called benwa
Perpetual motion, no?

 

[weespanner]

It's a bit like watching a gif

 

[Adre]

It's a bit like watching a gif
When down there you get a bit stiff

 

[weespanner]

It's a bit like watching a gif
When down there you get a bit stiff
Sneaking a taste

 

[stickygirl]

It's a bit like watching a gif
When down there you get a bit stiff
Sneaking a taste
claiming you're chaste

not sure I understand what this one is about

 

[weespanner]

It's a bit like watching a gif
When down there you get a bit stiff
Sneaking a taste
claiming you're chaste
Just a shame they aren't 'scratch and sniff'!

...or maybe that should be 'snatch and sniff'

 

[Adre]

It's a bit like watching a gif
When down there you get a bit stiff
Sneaking a taste
claiming you're chaste
While taking one long final sniff

 

[stickygirl]

Who fancies a quickie for lunch?

 

[weespanner]

Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Does that mean you're ready to munch?

 

[sweetsauce]

Who fancies a quickie for lunch?
Many I think, just a hunch...