Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

There was an old man from Kent
Who'd pickle all he was sent

 

[Lia Monde]

There was an old man from Kent
Who'd pickle all he was sent
A right ornery bloke

 

[DukeSupernature]

There was an old man from Kent
Who'd pickle all he was sent
A right ornery bloke
Whom rarely spoke

 

[thebeesknees]

There was an old man from Kent
Who'd pickle all he was sent
A right ornery bloke
Whom rarely spoke
but all the ladies he met they got bent

 

[mamasota]

Is it true a hoarse cock cannot crow?

 

[sweetsauce]

Is it true a hoarse cock cannot crow?
It depends on the horse, don't you know

Mama hugs

 

[mamasota]

Is it true a hoarse cock cannot crow?
It depends on the horse, don't you know
Lack of "a" makes me grin




saucey

 

[sweetsauce]

Is it true a hoarse cock cannot crow?
It depends on the horse, don't you know
Lack of "a" makes me grin
Deliberately not in!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Is it true a hoarse cock cannot crow?
It depends on the horse, don't you know
Lack of "a" makes me grin
Deliberately not in!
This silliness makes me just go "D'OH"

(funny ladies )


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[Backdoor_Bella]

A gentleman always goes down

 

[SpicySweets]

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown

 

[AbsintheFather]

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown
It's a good Act One

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown
It's a good Act One
Then bring on the Big Gun

 

[37_ttej]

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown
It's a good Act One
Then bring on the Big Gun
To end a great night on the town.

 

[AbsintheFather]

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown
It's a good Act One
Then bring on the Big Gun
To end a great night on the town.

Or perhaps if she prefers . . . .

A gentleman always goes down
Most certainly not with a frown
It's a good Act One
Then bring on the Big Gun
Lube it and poke it in her brown

 

[37_ttej]

She moaned as he entered her back door

 

[AbsintheFather]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore



Hiya tteJ

 

[37_ttej]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?

(Howdy AF )

 

[SpicySweets]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
It's already noon!

 

[37_ttej]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
It's already noon!
I've got another guy due at four!

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
Too much 'Man In The Moon'

 

[AbsintheFather]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
I been here since noon
And it's not easy to be an old whore

 

[37_ttej]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
I been here since noon
And it's not easy to be an old whore

Aunt Agnes says ...

Young people these days aren't stayers


(I think she's alluding to horse racing ...)

 

[AbsintheFather]

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
Too much 'Man In The Moon'

I'll Finish Bella's first

She moaned as he entered her back door
But after an hour she began to implore
You gonna cum soon?
Too much 'Man In The Moon'
Come tomorrow I'm gonna be sore

Aunt Agnes says ...

Young people these days aren't stayers


(I think she's alluding to horse racing ...)

I'm sure she is . . .

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players

 

[37_ttej]

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players
It's all about who