Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Backdoor_Bella]

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players
It's all about who
You shoot with your goo

 

[SpicySweets]

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players
It's all about who
Always someone new

 

[SpicySweets]

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players
It's all about who
You shoot with your goo
Adding to all of the layers.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Young people these days aren't stayers
They flirt and just want to be players
It's all about who
Always someone new
To brag to your friends about laters.

 

[37_ttej]

And then put it on Instagram

 

[AbsintheFather]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam

 

[37_ttej]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore


(Read # as just 'hash')

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore
Stroking, spurting and more

 

[SpicySweets]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore
And many a whore

 

[AbsintheFather]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore
Stroking, spurring and more
They want a card, I think it's a scam


And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore
And many a whore
Available twenty-four seven on cam

 

[SpicySweets]

And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
#cockpicsgalore
Don't send any more
Though some make me say "Oh hot damn!"




And then put it on Instagram
Heck, I even got some as spam
Girls from the Ukraine
Ones who like pain
Be sure not to fall for a scam

 

[DukeSupernature]

Remember, "You are what you eat."

 

[SpicySweets]

Remember, "You are what you eat."
So be sure to go for a treat.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Remember, "You are what you eat."
So be sure to go for a treat.
Avoid plain and bland

 

[sweetsauce]

Remember, "You are what you eat."
So be sure to go for a treat.
Avoid plain and bland
Exotic is grand

 

[SpicySweets]

Remember, "You are what you eat."
So be sure to go for a treat.
Avoid plain and bland
Exotic is grand
Especially when spicy and sweet

 

[37_ttej]

Spicy and sweet tastes so good

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Spicy and sweet tastes so good
Sometimes it gives me some wood

 

[37_ttej]

Spicy and sweet tastes so good
Sometimes it gives me some wood
And then I want more

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Spicy and sweet tastes so good
Sometimes it gives me some wood
And then I want more
it won't be a chore

 

[SpicySweets]

(Oh boy... )

 

[DukeSupernature]

Spicy and sweet tastes so good
Sometimes it gives me some wood
And then I want more
it won't be a chore
To have her as long as I could.

 

[DukeSupernature]

'Tween leather and silk is a choice

 

[SpicySweets]

'Tween leather and silk is a choice
Though the thought of both makes me quite moist

 

[DukeSupernature]

'Tween leather and silk is a choice
Though the thought of both makes me quite moist
A penchant for one