Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

She'd peddle her 'goods' on the pier
Better clientele than the weir

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She'd peddle her 'goods' on the pier
Better clientele than the weir
A beej for a 10-er

 

[DukeSupernature]

She'd peddle her 'goods' on the pier
Better clientele than the weir
A beej for a 10-er
Or 10 for a sweater

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

She'd peddle her 'goods' on the pier
Better clientele than the weir
A beej for a 10-er
Or 10 for a sweater
No matter what time of the year

 

[DukeSupernature]

What's 'tickling the tiger' for one

 

[Artofromance]

What's 'tickling the tiger' for one
That leads to dangerous fun

 

[DukeSupernature]

What's 'tickling the tiger' for one
That leads to dangerous fun
Arrives in pieces

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

What's 'tickling the tiger' for one
That leads to dangerous fun
Arrives in pieces
With an assortment of cheeses

 

[DukeSupernature]

What's 'tickling the tiger' for one
That leads to dangerous fun
Arrives in pieces
With an assortment of cheeses
So try the tickling with your tongue.

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

Jump in with both feet, in the Deep End

 

[DukeSupernature]

Jump in with both feet, in the Deep End
Don't look, just leap, for your stipend

 

[SpicySweets]

Jump in with both feet, in the Deep End
Don't look, just leap, for your stipend
There's nothing to fear

 

[DukeSupernature]

Jump in with both feet, in the Deep End
Don't look, just leap, for your stipend
There's nothing to fear
There's no need to steer

 

[sweetsauce]

Jump in with both feet, in the Deep End
Don't look, just leap, for your stipend
There's nothing to fear
There's no need to steer
Put a smile on your face and pretend

 

[sweetsauce]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed

 

[37_ttej]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed
Such gas after every big feed!

*snigger*

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed
Such gas after every big feed!
Of course they made things grow

 

[SpicySweets]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed
Such gas after every big feed!
Of course they made things grow
So large that he said "Whoa!"

 

[DukeSupernature]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed
Such gas after every big feed!
Of course they made things grow
So large that he said "Whoa!"
'Cause now he could call it a 'steed'.

 

[SpicySweets]

Jack's magic beans gave pleasure indeed
Such gas after every big feed!
Of course they made things grow
So large that he said "Whoa!"
'Cause now he could call it a 'steed'.

Eeeek!

Jack was hung like a horse

 

[37_ttej]

Jack was hung like a horse
Not like Milky White, of course.

 

[SpicySweets]

Jack was hung like a horse
Not like Milky White, of course.
Jill craved it all day

 

[DukeSupernature]

Jack was hung like a horse
Not like Milky White, of course.
Jill craved it all day
Though it got in the way

 

[37_ttej]

Jack was hung like a horse
Not like Milky White, of course.
Jill craved it all day
Every which way

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Jack was hung like a horse
Not like Milky White, of course.
Jill craved it all day
Every which way
She even liked it in the gorse.