Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[DukeSupernature]

The bosun's fat as a flawn
His head is totally shawn
Ace at the crossword

 

[SpicySweets]

The bosun's fat as a flawn
His head is totally shawn
Ace at the crossword
And always his speech slurred

 

[DukeSupernature]

The bosun's fat as a flawn
His head is totally shawn
Ace at the crossword
And always his speech slurred
When his evening's lone and forlorn.

 

[SpicySweets]

The best thing after a late night romp

 

[DukeSupernature]

The best thing after a late night romp
Is where else you might place your chomp

 

[SpicySweets]

The best thing after a late night romp
Is where else you might place your chomp
Breakfast in bed

 

[DukeSupernature]

The best thing after a late night romp
Is where else you might place your chomp
Breakfast in bed
Served on chest instead

 

[SpicySweets]

The best thing after a late night romp
Is where else you might place your chomp
Breakfast in bed
Served on chest instead
What a display, it's quite pomp

 

[DukeSupernature]

The dreams after should be secret

 

[SpicySweets]

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent

 

[DukeSupernature]

]The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
Lead with an ice cube

 

[sweetsauce]

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
So get out your toys

 

[DukeSupernature]

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
Lead with an ice cube

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
So get out your toys
Might as well give voice

 

[sweetsauce]

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
Lead with an ice cube
Some whipped cream and lube

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
So get out your toys
Might as well give voice
And act out the very same sequence

 

[DukeSupernature]

The dreams after should be secret
The fantasies always quite frequent
Lead with an ice cube
Some whipped cream and lube
And don't feint it's an accident.

 

[SpicySweets]

You ask for a sweet kiss good night

 

[DukeSupernature]

You ask for a sweet kiss good night
To roll on the dreams of delight

 

[SpicySweets]

You ask for a sweet kiss good night
To roll on the dreams of delight
And with a soft touch

 

[DukeSupernature]

You ask for a sweet kiss good night
To roll on the dreams of delight
And with a soft touch
A hint of too much

 

[SpicySweets]

You ask for a sweet kiss good night
To roll on the dreams of delight
And with a soft touch
A hint of too much
I know you won't put up a fight

 

[SpicySweets]

For him she wore leather and lace

 

[37_ttej]

For him she wore leather and lace
And a black mask upon her face

 

[SpicySweets]

For him she wore leather and lace
And a black mask upon her face
With feathers she tickled

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

For him she wore leather and lace
And a black mask upon her face
With feathers she tickled
Her nips, Butter Brickled

 

[weespanner]

For him she wore leather and lace
And a black mask upon her face
With feathers she tickled
Her nips, Butter Brickled
And dripping all over the place