Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Backdoor_Bella]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone
Diddle and stroke

 

[HellBenttoo]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone
Diddle and stroke
Finger and choke

 

[AbsintheFather]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone
Diddle and stroke
A gal and her bloke

 

[weespanner]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone
Diddle and stroke
Finger and choke
'Til they cum with a gasp and a groan


Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone
Diddle and stroke
A gal and her bloke
Both wishing they were not alone

 

[37_ttej]

The phone bill that month was big

 

[weespanner]

The phone bill that month was big
(Her man worked on an oil rig)

 

[37_ttej]

The phone bill that month was big
(Her man worked on an oil rig)
While he was away

 

[weespanner]

The phone bill that month was big
(Her man worked on an oil rig)
While he was away
She'd spend every day

 

[37_ttej]

The phone bill that month was big
(Her man worked on an oil rig)
While he was away
She'd spend every day
Ordering pizza, the pig.

*comfort eating yanno*

 

[weespanner]

I set you up so nicely for 'frig' too


She ordered their biggest size

 

[37_ttej]

She ordered their biggest size
And a large side serve of fries

 

[weespanner]

She ordered their biggest size
And a large side serve of fries
A bucket of coke

 

[37_ttej]

She ordered their biggest size
And a large side serve of fries
A bucket of coke
And brought by a bloke

 

[weespanner]

She ordered their biggest size
And a large side serve of fries
A bucket of coke
And brought by a bloke
Wearing a tarzan disguise

 

[37_ttej]

*teehee*

Oh, what's beneath your loincloth?

 

[weespanner]

Oh, what's beneath your loincloth?
The thought of it's making me froth

 

[37_ttej]

Oh, what's beneath your loincloth?
The thought of it's making me froth
So while your hand's full
Don't mind if I pull ...

 

[weespanner]

Oh, what's beneath your loincloth?
The thought of it's making me froth
So while your hand's full
Don't mind if I pull ...
A half-pint of warm creamy broth?

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Tarzan dropped his (arm)load

 

[weespanner]

Poor Tarzan dropped his (arm)load
Is that some kind of jungle code?

 

[37_ttej]

Poor Tarzan dropped his (arm)load
Is that some kind of jungle code?
His big schlong just gushed
(the pizza got mushed)

*erk*

 

[weespanner]

Poor Tarzan dropped his (arm)load
Is that some kind of jungle code?
His big schlong just gushed
(the pizza got mushed)
And the coke bucket just over-flowed

 

[37_ttej]

On that note, Jett's gotta go

(bye Wee, have a good one )

 

[weespanner]

Ciao Jett, you too

On that note, Jett's gotta go
To clean up all this pizza dough
A cum 'n' coke
Might make me choke
But the fries are still warm, ya know!

 

[37_ttej]

(I am never eating pizza again! )

There was an old man from Kent