Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[TomBoner]

He was hard as a rock that day
A four hour rod is nothing, he'd say
But by the time she got home
He wasn't alone
So she kicked his butt to Bombay!

 

[Firecracker]

She had thoughts she hoped to explore

 

[BrokenRomantic]

She had thoughts she hoped to explore
And craved naught but being a whore
Each would take his time
It could be sublime
Pleasure she sought, then a quick snore

 

[mamasota]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie

 

[BrokenRomantic]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie

 

[sweetsauce]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine

 

[BrokenRomantic]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
Too long and she'd whine

 

[mamasota]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
Too long and she'd whine
But untying his knot was quite tricky

 

[37_ttej]

All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
Too long and she'd whine
But untying his knot was quite tricky

Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!

 

[weespanner]

Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up

 

[weespanner]

Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up
Could fill a pint cup

 

[sweetsauce]

Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up
Could fill a pint cup
So he ran it in cold water tenderly

 

[sweetsauce]

He tip-toed away from the bed

 

[Lia Monde]

He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head

 

[sweetsauce]

He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head
She called a friend

 

[WetBiMoose]

He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head
She called a friend
To kiss her rear end

 

[sweetsauce]

He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head
She called a friend
To kiss her rear end
He sure would have liked to be led!

 

[sweetsauce]

"Come one, Come all" she cried

 

[WetBiMoose]

"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side
They were all male

 

[WetBiMoose]

"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side
They were all male
Looking to get some tail

 

[DukeSupernature]

"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side
They were all male
Looking to get some tail
A dozen loads missed and hit thighs.

 

[DukeSupernature]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone

 

[AbsintheFather]

Head and handjobs, v-jay and bone
All are good topics for sex via phone