Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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He was hard as a rock that day
A four hour rod is nothing, he'd say
But by the time she got home
He wasn't alone
So she kicked his butt to Bombay!
 
She had thoughts she hoped to explore
And craved naught but being a whore
Each would take his time
It could be sublime
Pleasure she sought, then a quick snore
 
All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
 
All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
Too long and she'd whine :eek:
 
All the girls were so fond of Dickie
They'd get in line to give a quickie
But longer was fine
Too long and she'd whine :eek:
But untying his knot was quite tricky :D
 
Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
 
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Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up
 
Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up
Could fill a pint cup
 
Aargh, he couldn't cum or pee!
The worst case of blue balls you'll see
He got so backed up
Could fill a pint cup
So he ran it in cold water tenderly
 
He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head
She called a friend
To kiss her rear end
 
He tip-toed away from the bed
Snuck out to get some head
She called a friend
To kiss her rear end
He sure would have liked to be led!
 
"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side
They were all male
Looking to get some tail
 
"Come one, Come all" she cried
Two dozen people rushed to her side
They were all male
Looking to get some tail
A dozen loads missed and hit thighs.
 
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