Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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Ann's dress was cute for happy hour
It was so short, you could see her flower
So pretty and pink
 
Ann's dress was cute for happy hour
It was so short, you could see her flower
So pretty and pink
So tight, it could wink;)
 
Ann's dress was cute for happy hour
It was so short, you could see her flower
So pretty and pink
So tight, it could wink
Twas the source of her feminine power.
 
A Scot in his kilt caught her eye
Twixt his legs a good meaty pie
She wanted a licK
Of his Scottish stick
 
A Scot in his kilt caught her eye
Twixt his legs a good meaty pie
She wanted a lick
of his big Scottish dick
 
A Scot in his kilt caught her eye
Twixt his legs a good meaty pie
She wanted a lick
of his big Scottish dick
She asked, and he answered "Aye".
 
A Scot in his kilt caught her eye
Twixt his legs a good meaty pie
She wanted a lick
of his big Scottish dick
But Gay Gordons are not often bi :(


Tom's cock is so big and hard
He often hoists his petard
 
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A Scot in his kilt caught her eye
Twixt his legs a good meaty pie
She wanted a lick
of his big Scottish dick
But Gay Gordons are not often bi :(


Tom's cock is so big and hard
He often hoists his petard

STICKS!!!! :kiss::kiss::kiss:

Tom's cock is so big and hard
He often hoists his petard
What's a petard? :D
 
Tom's cock is so big and hard
He often hoists his petard
What's a petard? :D
Call Scotland Yard
 
Tom's cock is so big and hard
He often hoists his petard
What's a petard? :D
Call Scotland Yard
They'll issue soap and some lard :cool:

The police arrived at the scene
 
The police arrived at the scene
With chief inspector, Mr. Bean
from what they could see
she had tits of three
 
The police arrived at the scene
With chief inspector, Mr. Bean
from what they could see
she had tits of three
Which Bean declared quite obscene
 
Henri cherished women and wine
Drinking more wine, made the women look fine
He loved their sweet taste
 
Henri cherished women and wine
Drinking more wine, made the women look fine
He loved their sweet taste
No drop went to waste
 
Henri cherished women and wine
Drinking more wine, made the women look fine
He loved their sweet taste
No drop went to waste
Hers was the fruit of his favorite vine
 
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