Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Love and be loved, live and let live

 

[thebeesknees]

Love and be loved, live and let live
So little time, so much to give

 

[stickygirl]

Love and be loved, live and let live
So little time, so much to give
Should we give it to one?

 

[Adre]

Love and be loved, live and let live
So little time, so much to give
Should we give it to one?
Or three could be fun

 

[stickygirl]

Love and be loved, live and let live
So little time, so much to give
Should we give it to one?
Or three could be fun
That's ok for Mormons - their lord will forgive

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Masturbation makes you go blind!

 

[Adre]

Masturbation makes you go blind!
You'd help me if you were kind

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Masturbation makes you go blind!
You'd help me if you were kind
Kiss me first, lover

 

[Adre]

Masturbation makes you go blind!
You'd help me if you were kind
Kiss me first, lover
Get under the cover

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Masturbation makes you go blind!
You'd help me if you were kind
Kiss me first, lover
Get under the cover
Get ready for some bump and grind!

 

[Lia Monde]

Angel had a body divine

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Angel had a body divine
Her man simply called her "mine"

 

[texou]

Angel had a body divine
Her man simply called her "mine"
He knew not of her lover

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Angel had a body divine
Her man simply called her "mine"
He knew not of her lover
She kept him under cover

 

[Cymru6969]

Angel had a body divine
Her man simply called her "mine"
He knew not of her lover
She kept him under cover
An arrangement that works just fine

 

[BlueEyedGent]

Never will I do that again

 

[stickygirl]

Never will I do that again
Till the next time, tell me when

 

[Cymru6969]

Never will I do that again
Till the next time, tell me when
Never say never

 

[TomBoner]

Never will I do that again
Till the next time, tell me when
Never say never
Cuz nothings forever

 

[stickygirl]

Never will I do that again
Till the next time, tell me when
Never say never
Cuz nothings forever
So wish for orgas tha neve en

 

[Cymru6969]

Bent over my desk, she moans low

 

[texou]

Bent over my desk, she moans low
She's getting louder as I start to grow

 

[Adre]

Bent over my desk, she moans low
As I push it in super slow

 

[Cymru6969]

Bent over my desk, she moans low
As I push it in super slow
The girth laps her walls

 

[Adre]

Bent over my desk, she moans low
As I push it in super slow
The girth laps her walls
Moans turn to catcalls