Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[texou]

Bent over my desk, she moans low
As I push it in super slow
The girth laps her walls
Moans turn to catcalls
As the semen begins to flow

 

[texou]

She fell asleep nude on the couch

 

[missmaddy]

She fell asleep nude on the couch
feeling a bit like a grouch

 

[texou]

She fell asleep nude on the couch
feeling a bit like a grouch
He snuck up behind

 

[missmaddy]

She fell asleep nude on the couch
feeling a bit like a grouch
He snuck up behind
With something dirty in mind

 

[texou]

She fell asleep nude on the couch
feeling a bit like a grouch
He snuck up behind
With something dirty in mind
But she kicked him in his nut pouch

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Bite me, squeeze me hard, make it hurt

 

[Cymru6969]

Bite me, squeeze me hard, make it hurt
Said S & M Ernie to Bert

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Bite me, squeeze me hard, make it hurt
Said S & M Ernie to Bert
Bert does as he's told

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Bite me, squeeze me hard, make it hurt
Said S & M Ernie to Bert
Bert does as he's told
Biting, squeezing, he hurt till he squirt

 

[Cymru6969]

Bite me, squeeze me hard, make it hurt
Said S & M Ernie to Bert
Bert does as he's told
Giving him a hold
Biting, squeezing, he hurt till he squirt

 

[Cymru6969]

Isn't squirting really just pee?

 

[weespanner]

Isn't squirting really just pee?
Perhaps you should taste it and see

 

[ChainedUp]

Isn't squirting really just pee?
Perhaps you should taste it and see
It comes out so clear

 

[Cymru6969]

Isn't squirting really just pee?
Perhaps you should taste it and see
It comes out so clear
Like shite Yankee beer

 

[Adre]

Isn't squirting really just pee?
Perhaps you should taste it and see
It comes out so clear
Like shite Yankee beer
Then maybe this Bud's for me

 

[Cymru6969]

Isn't squirting really just pee?
Perhaps you should taste it and see
It comes out so clear
Like shite Yankee beer
Then maybe this Bud's for me

Bravi, tutti!

Cleavage glistens with beads of sweat

 

[Adre]

Bravi, tutti!




Cleavage glistens with beads of sweat
Wee is so sexy when wet

 

[Cymru6969]

Cleavage glistens with beads of sweat
Wee is so sexy when wet
No arguments here

 

[thebeesknees]

Cleavage glistens with beads of sweat
Wee is so sexy when wet
No arguments here
Just let me be near

 

[Cymru6969]

Cleavage glistens with beads of sweat
Wee is so sexy when wet
No arguments here
Just let me be near
There's lots to be savoured I'll bet

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She sucked him off every morning

 

[stickygirl]

She sucked him off every morning
It stopped his unbearable yawning

 

[Cymru6969]

She sucked him off every morning
It stopped his unbearable yawning
That cock crows with glee

 

[weespanner]

She sucked him off every morning
It stopped his unbearable yawning
That cock crows with glee
Tongue skill is the key