Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn

 

[thebeesknees]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn

 

[Cymru6969]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn
Gave good as she got

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn
Gave good as she got
The fucking was hot!!

 

[restless_bob]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn
Gave good as she got
The fucking was hot!!
And now you can see it as porn

 

[Cymru6969]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn
Gave good as she got
The fucking was hot!!
Catch all their action on You Porn

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dee had a nice threesome one morn
the bed was a mess, the sheets were all torn
Gave good as she got
The fucking was hot!!
Catch all their action on You Porn

Is it wrong to be jealous of Dee?

 

[texou]

Is it wrong to be jealous of Dee?
Just because her favorite number is three

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is it wrong to be jealous of Dee?
Just because her favorite number is three
That's one reason for it

 

[texou]

Is it wrong to be jealous of Dee?
Just because her favorite number is three
That's one reason for it
Maybe we should explore it

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is it wrong to be jealous of Dee?
Just because her favorite number is three
That's one reason for it
Maybe we should explore it
Do you have a psychology degree?

 

[Cymru6969]

For pleasures of the flesh I live

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

For pleasures of the flesh I live
Is it better to receive or give?

 

[tedsbeds]

For pleasures of the flesh I live
Is it better to receive or give?

The pleasure is mine to give
Your pleasure is for what I live

 

[Lia Monde]

For pleasures of the flesh I live
Is it better to receive or give?
The pleasure is mine to give
Your pleasure is for what I live
Means never having to forgive

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill was pretty as a flower in bloom

 

[jameslewis]

Jill was pretty as a flower in bloom
She caught the eye of every man in the room.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jill was pretty as a flower in bloom
She caught the eye of every man in the room.
Only one she did care for

 

[Lia Monde]

Jill was pretty as a flower in bloom
She caught the eye of every man in the room.
Only one she did care for
And he did her adore

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Jill was pretty as a flower in bloom
She caught the eye of every man in the room.
Only one she did care for
And he did her adore
Their love was true, so they jumped the broom

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The men on Lit have quite the wit

 

[jackflash81]

The men on Lit have quite the wit
Especially when chasing the tit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The men on Lit have quite the wit
Especially when chasing the tit
Lit Ladies will know

 

[Adre]

The men on Lit have quite the wit
Especially when chasing the titt
Lit Ladies will know
If willing to blow

 

[stickygirl]

The men on Lit have quite the wit
Especially when chasing the tit
Lit Ladies will know
If willing to blow
That he's tickled her fancy a bit