Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
 
Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke
 
Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke
While having a poke
 
Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke
While having a poke
Her wee heart is quite a-flutter
 
With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
 
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With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun
 
With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun
Her will shall be done
 
With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun
Her will shall be done
She gave a penny; he took a pound!
 
for skankster

There once was a gal named jess
Whose tits were better than the rest
She was never unkind
And never paid any mind
When i tried to unzip her dress.
 
I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge
 
I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge
If I show you my hedge
 
I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge
If I show you my hedge
I'll flop shot for you in slo-mo

SAND trap, Sticks!:D
 
Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper
But now not so much
Since that hit to his crotch :eek:
 
Stay with me 'til morning, she said
As they lay entwined in her bed
I'll make it worthwhile
 
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