Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Dan638]

Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke

 

[weespanner]

Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke
While having a poke

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Yeah, with your mind in the gutter
Holding your dick like a putter
She's watching your stroke
While having a poke
Her wee heart is quite a-flutter

 

[kedsnbourbon]

With you she would love to play a round

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun
Her will shall be done

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

With you she would love to play a round
First, your hands and feet will be bound
This sounds like it will be fun
Her will shall be done
She gave a penny; he took a pound!

 

[Cymru6969]

I drive for show but putt for dough

 

[stickygirl]

I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know

 

[Darpper]

for skankster

There once was a gal named jess
Whose tits were better than the rest
She was never unkind
And never paid any mind
When i tried to unzip her dress.

 

[Adre]

I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge

 

[stickygirl]

I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge
If I show you my hedge

 

[Cymru6969]

I drive for show but putt for dough
I swing both ways in the dirt trap you know
You've got a big wedge
If I show you my hedge
I'll flop shot for you in slo-mo

SAND trap, Sticks!

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(this is why I always bring my hand wedge)

 

[Adre]

Cymru is known for his flopper

 

[weespanner]

Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper

 

[cliteatingman]

Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper
But now not so much

 

[stickygirl]

Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper
But now not so much
Since that hit to his crotch

 

[cliteatingman]

Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper
But now not so much
Since that hit to his crotch
Put his balls in the medical hopper

 

[thebeesknees]

Stay with me till morning she said with a grin

 

[Cymru6969]

Cymru is known for his flopper
It used to be a showstopper
But now not so much
Since that hit to his crotch
Put his balls in the medical hopper

No one yelled "fore!!"

Stay with me till morning she said with a grin

Eleven syllables?¿!¡

 

[kedsnbourbon]

How 'bout...

Stay with me 'til morning, she said
As they lay entwined in her bed

 

[weespanner]

Stay with me 'til morning, she said
As they lay entwined in her bed
I'll make it worthwhile