Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Adre]

One night on the 4th of July
Her mouth engulfed me, oh my!
A firework display
Lit up our prone play

 

[weespanner]

One night on the 4th of July
Her mouth engulfed me, oh my!
A firework display
Lit up our prone play
So I blasted right in her eye

 

[Adre]

I cleaned my load with a sleeve

 

[weespanner]

I cleaned my load with a sleeve
I didn't want her to conceive

 

[Adre]

I cleaned my load with a sleeve
I didn't want her to conceive
It's cheap birth control

 

[weespanner]

I cleaned my load with a sleeve
I didn't want her to conceive
It's cheap birth control
Don't aim for the hole

 

[Adre]

I cleaned my load with a sleeve
I didn't want her to conceive
It's cheap birth control
Don't aim for the hole
Or your jizz you'll need to retrieve

 

[weespanner]

That's best with a slip of the tongue

 

[Cymru6969]

That's best with a slip of the tongue
But tricky when spunk is far-flung

 

[weespanner]

That's best with a slip of the tongue
But tricky when spunk is far-flung
Just watch the flight path

 

[Cymru6969]

That's best with a slip of the tongue
But tricky when spunk is far-flung
Just watch the flight path
Therth thum up her ath

 

[weespanner]

That's best with a slip of the tongue
But tricky when spunk is far-flung
Just watch the flight path
Therth thum up her ath
Some sperm are attracted by dung

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

All men are created equal

 

[FUBARd1]

All men are created equal
At least that is what we've been told

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

All men are created equal
At least that is what we've been told
Some can rhyme, some can't

 

[Cymru6969]

All men are created equal
At least that is what we've been told
Some can rhyme, some can't
Some slobber, some pant

 

[Adre]

All men are created equal
At least that is what we've been told
Some can rhyme, some can't
Some slobber, some pant
And some always go for the gold

 

[Cymru6969]

All men are created equal
At least that is what we've been told
Some can rhyme, some can't

I just got this...gawd I'm thick sometimes Okay a new Lim:

She smiled at my rocket's red glare

 

[stickygirl]

She smiled at my rocket's red glare
Its re-entry target down there

 

[FUBARd1]

She smiled at my rocket's red glare
Its re-entry target down there
The launch pad was ready

 

[Adre]

She smiled at my rocket's red glare
Its re-entry target down there
The launch pad was ready
I held it quite steady

 

[weespanner]

She smiled at my rocket's red glare
Its re-entry target down there
The launch pad was ready
I held it quite steady
But mis-fired all over her hair

 

[Cymru6969]

Cream rinse is a big misnomer

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Cream rinse is a big misnomer
Use it twice, you'll get a boner

 

[missmaddy]

Cream rinse is a big misnomer
Use it twice, you'll get a boner
Use it once and you'll feel