Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dee sunbathed nude in the desert
It was cheaper than a nudist resort
She burned lobster red

 

[Dan638]

Dee sunbathed nude in the desert
It was cheaper than a nudist resort
She burned lobster red
Outside giving the manager head

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dee sunbathed nude in the desert
It was cheaper than a nudist resort
She burned lobster red
Outside giving the manager head
Whose cum flowed slow and pre-measured ??!

 

[FUBARd1]

There was a fun poet named Dee

 

[cliteatingman]

There was a fun poet named Dee
Who embarked on a fuck and write spree

 

[kingfupa]

There was a fun poet named Dee
Who embarked on a fuck and write spree
Pages stuck together

 

[FUBARd1]

There was a fun poet named Dee
Who embarked on a fuck and write spree
Pages stuck together
Bound with soft leather

 

[cliteatingman]

There was a fun poet named Dee
Who embarked on a fuck and write spree
Pages stuck together
Bound with soft leather
And delicately scented with pee

 

[FUBARd1]

There was a fun poet named Dee
Who embarked on a fuck and write spree
Pages stuck together
Bound with soft leather
And delicately scented with pee

Well, that went in a totally unexpected direction!! lol

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

You guys are positively nuts!!

 

[weespanner]

You guys are positively nuts!!
Dee-lirious, no ifs or buts

 

[Cymru6969]

You guys are positively nuts!!
Dee-lirious, no ifs or buts
Starkers it seems

 

[FUBARd1]

You guys are positively nuts!!
Dee-lirious, no ifs or buts
Starkers it seems
Bats in the beams

 

[weespanner]

You guys are positively nuts!!
Dee-lirious, no ifs or buts
Starkers it seems
Bats in the beams
Or barking mad like horny mutts

 

[stickygirl]

The GB is full of old gits

 

[Adre]

The GB is full of old gits
Most of them lacking in wits

 

[stickygirl]

The GB is full of old gits
Most of them lacking in wits
With spittle-soaked screens

 

[Adre]

The GB is full of old gits
Most of them lacking in wits
With spittle-soaked screens
And still full of beans

 

[stickygirl]

The GB is full of old gits
Most of them lacking in wits
With spittle-soaked screens
And still full of beans
I think you mean, still full of shit!

 

[Cymru6969]

I just stay here on the Playground

 

[cliteatingman]

I just stay here on the Playground
Because this is my find-a-lay ground

 

[Cymru6969]

I just stay here on the Playground
Because this is my find-a-lay ground
I'm naughty and nice

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I just stay here on the Playground
Because this is my find-a-lay ground
I'm naughty and nice
Just right to entice

 

[Cymru6969]

I just stay here on the Playground
Because this is my find-a-lay ground
I'm naughty and nice
Just right to entice
You all know where I can be found

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

^^^^^

Yeah, with your mind in the gutter