Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

The dildo tip massaged her lips
She murmured and thrust out her hips
But the butt plug, so cold
She'll do as she's told

 

[stickygirl]

The dildo tip massaged her lips
She murmured and thrust out her hips
But the butt plug, so cold
She'll do as she's told
Lick the pre-cum from off've his tip

 

[kingfupa]

Nice ending...you just don't hear precum as often as you should.

 

[kingfupa]

In Amsterdam, the hookers roamed free

 

[thebeesknees]

In Amsterdam, the hookers roamed free
Searching for PRE-CUM to put in their tea



"Nice ending...you just don't hear precum as often as you should."

That was for you Kingfupa....

 

[FUBARd1]

In Amsterdam, the hookers roamed free
Searching for PRE-CUM to put in their tea
They don't prefer sugar

 

[stickygirl]

In Amsterdam, the hookers roamed free
Searching for PRE-CUM to put in their tea
They don't prefer sugar -
Which drips from their cooker

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

In Amsterdam, the hookers roamed free
Searching for PRE-CUM to put in their tea
They don't prefer sugar -
Which drips from their cooker
Because they prefer the saltiness you see.

 

[stickygirl]

"One hump or two", said the vicar

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

"One hump or two", said the vicar
as his strokes got steadily quicker

 

[stickygirl]

"One hump or two", said the vicar
as his strokes got steadily quicker
She fondled his psalter


I got the word into a limerick! Yeay!

 

[weespanner]

"One hump or two", said the vicar
as his strokes got steadily quicker
She fondled his psalter
Then knelt on the altar

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

"One hump or two", said the vicar
as his strokes got steadily quicker
She fondled his psalter
Then knelt on the altar
and received all his beautiful liquor

Congrats on getting to use psalter Sticky

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

While exploring your peaks and your valleys

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

While exploring your peaks and your valleys
competing in numerous car rallies

 

[stickygirl]

While exploring your peaks and your valleys
competing in numerous car rallies
I took the dirt track

 

[Adre]

While exploring your peaks and your valleys
competing in numerous car rallies
I took the dirt track
The tight one out back?

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

While exploring your peaks and your valleys
competing in numerous car rallies
I took the dirt track
The tight one out back?
But got stuck up that stinking alley

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nothing a hot shower won't sort

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Nothing a hot shower won't sort
He said after a tough game of sport

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nothing a hot shower won't sort
He said after a tough game of sport
His horny wife, meanwhile

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Nothing a hot shower won't sort
He said after a tough game of sport
His horny wife, meanwhile
Full of malice and guile

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Nothing a hot shower won't sort
He said after a tough game of sport
His horny wife, meanwhile
Full of malice and guile
Waited for him in her blanket fort

 

[Lia Monde]

Dee sunbathed nude in the desert

 

[cliteatingman]

Dee sunbathed nude in the desert
It was cheaper than a nudist resort