Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[FUBARd1]

Pull yer pants down then and let's see
Is it lengthy, or only just wee?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Pull yer pants down then and let's see
Is it lengthy, or only just wee?
Can it tease and fuck?

 

[Adre]

Pull yer pants down then and let's see
Is it lengthy, or only just wee?
Can it tease and fuck?
Why yes you're in luck

 

[AbsintheFather]

Pull yer pants down then and let's see
Is it lengthy, or only just wee?
Can it tease and fuck?
Why yes you're in luck
Where's Sticky? she can referee

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Sunday night, I need a good lay

 

[FUBARd1]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
The gents were lined up, yelling OK!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
Give me a call, I'm willing to play!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
The gents were lined up, yelling OK!
Give each a number

 

[FUBARd1]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
The gents were lined up, yelling OK!
Give each a number,
Then start counting lumber

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
The gents were lined up, yelling OK!
Give each a number,
Then start counting lumber
It's wood they will bring if they plan to stay.

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a lass who was horny

 

[FUBARd1]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
Give me a call, I'm willing to play!
Your phone should be ringing!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass who was horny
She liked being spanked with stems thorny

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
Give me a call, I'm willing to play!
Your phone should be ringing!
You will leave here singing!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there

 

[FUBARd1]

Sunday night, I need a good lay
Give me a call, I'm willing to play!
Your phone should be ringing!
You will leave here singing!
And that's what I hoped you would say.

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lass who was horny
She liked being spanked with stems thorny
With each lash, she'd gasp

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there
She'd cum anywhere!

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there
She was comely and fair

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass who was horny
She liked being spanked with stems thorny
With each lash, she'd gasp
Scream, "Oh yes!" with a rasp

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there
She was comely and fair
And her legs were unshaved and thorny!

 

[Lia Monde]

There once was a lass who was horny
She liked being spanked with stems thorny
With each lash, she'd gasp
Scream, "Oh yes!" with a rasp
And cum with a passion that was stormy

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there
She'd cum anywhere!
She was so good, she starred in a porny!

 

[FUBARd1]

There once was a lass who was horny
She liked being spanked with stems thorny
With each lash, she'd gasp
Scream, "Oh yes!" with a rasp
And cum with a passion that was stormy

There once was a lass who was horny
For a fuck, she was willing to journey
She'd come here; she'd go there
She'd cum anywhere!
She was so good, she starred in a porny!

You ladies are GOOD.