Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

She excelled in fellatial arts
but she snared guys playing darts,
Scored one hundred and eighty
though her math was slightly shady
They forgave her; she fondled their parts

 

[LizVegas79]

She excelled in fellatial arts
but she snared guys playing darts,
Scored one hundred and eighty
though her math was slightly shady
They forgave her; she fondled their parts

....

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh

 

[Hornblende]

Georgina was proud of her figure

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh
They all said she did things quite rashly

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh
They all said she did things quite rashly
But she never wore undies

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh
They all said she did things quite rashly
But she never wore undies
('Cept alternate Sundays)

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh
They all said she did things quite rashly
But she never wore undies
('Cept alternate Sundays)
but she was dead, so it was ghastly.

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl named Ashleigh
They all said she did things quite rashly
But she never wore undies
('Cept alternate Sundays)
but she was dead, so it was ghastly.

 

[LizVegas79]

I was kind of proud of that one.

Sorry!

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee

 

[Hornblende]

I was kind of proud of that one.

Sorry!

LizVegas is proud of her rhyme (and why not! )

 

[Hornblende]

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee
Her man was the size of a flea

 

[LizVegas79]

LizVegas is proud of her rhyme (and why not! )

Okay now you're making me sound shallow!

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee
Her man was the size of a flea

But no size queen she

 

[Hornblende]

Okay now you're making me sound shallow!

Hey, nothing wrong with a little pride!

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee
Her man was the size of a flea
But no size queen she
still loved his small D

 

[LizVegas79]

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee
Her man was the size of a flea
But no size queen she,
still loved his small D,
because on Wednesday's she saw Anthony!

 

[suckonsimon]

There once was a girl Cheryl Lee
Her man was the size of a flea
But no size queen she,
still loved his small D,
because on Wednesday's she saw Anthony!

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!

 

[Hornblende]

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!
And rose at a hell of an angle

 

[Cymru6969]

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!
And rose at a hell of an angle
Italian stallion

 

[weespanner]

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!
And rose at a hell of an angle
Italian stallion
With gold medallion

 

[suckonsimon]

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!
And rose at a hell of an angle
Italian stallion
With gold medallion
Went for every damn fuck he could wangle.

 

[suckonsimon]

Or, new improved last line:

Now Ant, without pants, he had dangle!
And rose at a hell of an angle
Italian stallion
With gold medallion
Three, four fucks every day he would wangle

 

[Adre]

I'll settle for one fuck a day

 

[Penuche]

I'll settle for one fuck a day
But prefer that tripled in May

 

[weespanner]

I'll settle for one fuck a day
But prefer that tripled in May
When it comes to June