Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

I've yet to see a real cranny
Just search on tumblr for 'granny'

 

[Adre]

I've yet to see a real cranny
Just search on tumblr for 'granny'
Can I just Google?

 

[weespanner]

I've yet to see a real cranny
Just search on tumblr for 'granny'
Can I just Google?
Try 'Nan McDougal'

 

[Adre]

I've yet to see a real cranny
Just search on tumblr for 'granny'
Can I just Google?
Try 'Nan McDougal'
My, my, but that's a nice fanny!

 

[thebeesknees]

The party begins around eight

 

[Hornblende]

The party begins around eight
With spanking for those who are late

 

[Firecracker]

The party begins around eight
With spanking for those who are late
So she takes her sweet time

 

[BusinessTime]

The party begins around eight
With spanking for those who are late
So she takes her sweet time
For she plans on the crime

 

[weespanner]

The party begins around eight
With spanking for those who are late
So she takes her sweet time
For she plans on the crime
And blushing cheeks always look great!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So luscious look weespanner's boobs

 

[BusinessTime]

So luscious look weespanner's boobs
Certainly better than what is on the tube

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So luscious look weespanner's boobs
Certainly better than what is on the tube
Let's try to seduce her

 

[BusinessTime]

So luscious look weespanner's boobs
Certainly better than what is on the tube
Let's try to seduce her
She'll make us whimper

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

So luscious look weespanner's boobs
Certainly better than what is on the tube
Let's try to seduce her
She'll make us whimper
When she sticks it in without lube

 

[BusinessTime]

Surely that wouldn't be the end

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Surely that wouldn't be the end
We might need stitches, but we'll mend

 

[BusinessTime]

Surely that wouldn't be the end
We might need stitches, but we'll mend
We will take care of each other

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Surely that wouldn't be the end
We might need stitches, but we'll mend
We will take care of each other
Our juices will frother (?)

 

[BusinessTime]

Surely that wouldn't be the end
We might need stitches, but we'll mend
We will take care of each other
Our juices will frother (?)
Each other over the edge we will send.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He drove all night to be with her

 

[BusinessTime]

He drove all night to be with her
Couldn't wait to hear her sweet purr

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He drove all night to be with her
Couldn't wait to hear her sweet purr
She tore his clothes off

 

[BusinessTime]

He drove all night to be with her
Couldn't wait to hear her sweet purr
She tore his clothes off
All but her stockings she doffed

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He drove all night to be with her
Couldn't wait to hear her sweet purr
She tore his clothes off
All but her stockings she doffed
Then she devoured him, yes Sir!

 

[BusinessTime]

He can barely string two words together