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[Hornblende]

He can barely string two words together
But he's overly blessed down nether

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

He can barely string two words together
But he's overly blessed down nether
His pleasure was hers

 

[BusinessTime]

He can barely string two words together
But he's overly blessed down nether
His pleasure was hers
He caressed every curve

 

[Hornblende]

He can barely string two words together
But he's overly blessed down nether
His pleasure was hers
He caressed every curve
As they sank down right there in the heather

 

[Lia Monde]

When drunk she pursued all the guys

 

[Hornblende]

When drunk she pursued all the guys
With slurred words and fluttering eyes

 

[Penuche]

When drunk she pursued all the guys
With slurred words and fluttering eyes
She paused just to spew

 

[Hornblende]

When drunk she pursued all the guys
With slurred words and fluttering eyes
She paused just to spew
Then she kissed a guy - eww

 

[Cymru6969]

When drunk she pursued all the guys
With slurred words and fluttering eyes
She paused just to spew
Then she kissed a guy - eww
Tasting of steak and kidney pies double ewww!

 

[tiny_tits]

There once was a stripper named Kitty

 

[thebeesknees]

There once was a stripper named Kitty
with teeny tiny tits oh so pretty

who doesn't like tiny tits???

 

[tiny_tits]

There once was a stripper named Kitty
with teeny tiny tits oh so pretty
But her nipples were huge

 

[thebeesknees]

There once was a stripper named Kitty
with teeny tiny tits oh so pretty
But her nipples were hug
In a dark shade of rouge
they looked quite a lot like her clitty

 

[Cymru6969]

More than a mouthful's not a waste

 

[mamasota]

More than a mouthful's not a waste
Dive right in, savor the taste

 

[weespanner]

More than a mouthful's not a waste
Dive right in, savor the taste
A flick of the tongue

 

[Adre]

More than a mouthful's not a waste
Dive right in, savor the taste
A flick of the tongue
Just near the left lung

 

[weespanner]

More than a mouthful's not a waste
Dive right in, savor the taste
A flick of the tongue
Just near the left lung
'Cos this bloody corset's tight-laced!

 

[tiny_tits]

There once was a girl from Nantucket

 

[sexywriterfla]

There once was a girl from Nantucket

There was once a girl from Nantucket
Who many thought a cum bucket
But that was not true
She just loved man glue

 

[Cymru6969]

There was once a girl from Nantucket
Who many thought a cum bucket
But that was not true
She just loved man glue
It's on-tap. Just need to suck it.

 

[Hornblende]

She excelled in fellatial arts

 

[LizVegas79]

She excelled in fellatial arts
but she snared guys playing darts,

 

[Hornblende]

She excelled in fellatial arts
but she snared guys playing darts,
Scored one hundred and eighty

 

[LizVegas79]

She excelled in fellatial arts
but she snared guys playing darts,
Scored one hundred and eighty
though her math was slightly shady