Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[suckonsimon]

I'll settle for one fuck a day
But prefer that tripled in May
When it comes to June
I'd be over the moon

 

[weespanner]

I'll settle for one fuck a day
But prefer that tripled in May
When it comes to June
I'd be over the moon
With an hourly roll in the hay

 

[Penuche]

But, sadly, there's work to get done

 

[suckonsimon]

But, sadly, there's work to get done
So the fun has to be 'on the run'

 

[GlitterTaco]

But, sadly, there's work to get done
So the fun has to be 'on the run'
but the wonderful news

 

[thebeesknees]

But, sadly, there's work to get done
So the fun has to be 'on the run'
but the wonderful news
you won't have the blues

 

[Penuche]

But, sadly, there's work to get done
So the fun has to be 'on the run'
but the wonderful news
you won't have the blues
might bring, to my day, virtual sun.

 

[weespanner]

He boarded the long distance flight

 

[weespanner]

He boarded the long distance flight
Met a stunner to his delight
She had a quick nap
Her head on his lap
Which soon made his trousers too tight

 

[mamasota]

Trouser snakes can slip into places




(((((wee))))

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.

 

[LizzieEr]

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
For the wicked smile on their faces

 

[Cymru6969]

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
For the wicked smile on their faces

Welcome to Lit, LizzieEr! In this thread, we try to adhere to standard Limerick form
of fives lines with 8-8-5-5-8 syllables and a rhyme scheme of AABBA.
Would you mind if I make a brief edit to yours?

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
Wicked smiles ensue

 

[GlitterTaco]

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
Wicked smiles ensue
Which are then filled with goo

 

[barefootgirl69]

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
Wicked smiles ensue
Which are then filled with goo
And spatters all over their faces

 

[GlitterTaco]

Every squirtle, by a black light revealed

 

[Hornblende]

Every squirtle, by a black light revealed
What they'd hoped had stayed concealed

 

[LizzieEr]

Welcome to Lit, LizzieEr! In this thread, we try to adhere to standard Limerick form
of fives lines with 8-8-5-5-8 syllables and a rhyme scheme of AABBA.
Would you mind if I make a brief edit to yours?

Trouser snakes can slip into places
And insert themselves without any traces.
Wicked smiles ensue

Ah right, thank you

 

[Cymru6969]

Ah right, thank you

No worries. Enjoy the thread.

 

[Cymru6969]

Every squirtle, by a black light revealed
What they'd hoped had stayed concealed
The hotel room sheets

 

[Hornblende]

Every squirtle, by a black light revealed
What they'd hoped had stayed concealed
The hotel room sheets
Revealed orgasmic feats

 

[Cymru6969]

Every squirtle, by a black light revealed
What they'd hoped had stayed concealed
The hotel room sheets
Revealed orgasmic feats
DNA tests showed quite a field!

 

[weespanner]

It was known as the Orgy 'Otel

 

[dearc]

It was known as the Orgy 'Otel
The rooms were furnished well

 

[Cymru6969]

It was known as the Orgy 'Otel
The rooms were furnished well
All sofas and beds