Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Adre]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand?
Turned up to eleven
It's motor revvin'
She's over the moon and beyond

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand?
Turned up to eleven
It's motor revvin'
She's over the moon and beyond

Good one!

 

[weespanner]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
__________________

 

[Hornblende]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
The buzz was so loud

 

[Adre]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
combined with her plug

 

[weespanner]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
combined with her plug
Which fitted so snug



She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
The buzz was so loud
Caused a mushroom cloud

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
combined with her plug
Which fitted so snug



She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
The buzz was so loud
Caused a mushroom cloud

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
Whenever it shook
inside of her nook,

 

[weespanner]

She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
combined with her plug
Which fitted so snug
That toy story gave her real joy


She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
The buzz was so loud
Caused a mushroom cloud
(T'was really a fart - she was coy)


She called it her Buzz Lightyear toy
Because she had no real boy.
Whenever it shook
inside of her nook,
She knew it was the real McCoy

 

[Cymru6969]

Japanese sex fetishes. Wow!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Japanese sex fetishes. Wow!
What are you talking about, now?

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Japanese sex fetishes. Wow!
What are you talking about, now?
Samurai dildos

 

[dearc]

Japanese sex fetishes. Wow!
What are you talking about, now?
Samurai dildos
Assorted woes

 

[suckonsimon]

Japanese sex fetishes. Wow!
What are you talking about, now?
Samurai dildos
Assorted woes
And the deference - holy cow!

 

[Hornblende]

Wild honey tastes finer than fine

 

[suckonsimon]

Wild honey tastes finer than fine
On toast with some chilled rosé wine

 

[Hornblende]

Wild honey tastes finer than fine
On toast with some chilled rosé wine
Spit roasted works too

 

[weespanner]

Wild honey tastes finer than fine
On toast with some chilled rosé wine
Spit roasted works too
Pray she doesn't chew!

 

[Hornblende]

Wild honey tastes finer than fine
On toast with some chilled rosé wine
Spit roasted works too
Pray she doesn't chew!
Oh, I'm not at that end - that's fine...

 

[weespanner]

Sounds a bit like "I'm all right Jack"

 

[Hornblende]

Sounds a bit like "I'm all right Jack"
That's fine - it's compassion I lack...

 

[weespanner]

Sounds a bit like "I'm all right Jack"
That's fine - it's compassion I lack...
While one guy has fun

 

[37_ttej]

Sounds a bit like "I'm all right Jack"
That's fine - it's compassion I lack...
While one guy has fun
She watches blood run

 

[weespanner]

Sounds a bit like "I'm all right Jack"
That's fine - it's compassion I lack...
While one guy has fun
She watches blood run
From his balls right down to his crack

(Jett crosses legs)

 

[37_ttej]

(Too right! )

This sounds like a horror movie