Write our own Limericks v 6.0

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While browsing on tumblr one day
A weespanner had come back to play
A Litster for years
Who oft disappears
But hopefully this time she'll stay!
 
Who else is a Game of Thrones fan?
Nobody?:eek: - I watch when I can
There's violence and tits
And men's dangly bits
So try not to watch with your Gran ;)
 
Who else is a Game of Thrones fan?
Nobody?:eek: - I watch when I can
There's violence and tits
And men's dangly bits
So try not to watch with your Gran ;)

I confess it is not known to me,
I fear that it never will be,
With so many seasons,
I can't find the reasons,
To give up my "Line of Duty". (Note to reader - please wilfully mispronounce 'duty' in order to make this rhyme. Thank you :D)
 
There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White
She asked for an 'O'. :D
And bent over low
 
There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White
She asked for an 'O'. :D
And bent over low
She got off on the erudite
 
She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene :rose:
When out of the blue
 
She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene :rose:
When out of the blue
There's moist lady dew
 
She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene :rose:
When out of the blue
There's moist lady dew
Mmm, that's my favorite cuisine
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
He immediately opined,
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
They lay, limbs entwined
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
They lay, limbs entwined
Till she released her climactic squeal
 
She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
He immediately opined,
My dick's now harder than steel.
 
Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond :eek:
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand? :D:D
Turned up to eleven
 
Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond :eek:
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand? :D:D
Turned up to eleven
It's motor revvin'
 
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