Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

While browsing on tumblr one day
A weespanner had come back to play
A Litster for years
Who oft disappears
But hopefully this time she'll stay!

 

[weespanner]

Who else is a Game of Thrones fan?

 

[weespanner]

Who else is a Game of Thrones fan?
Nobody? - I watch when I can
There's violence and tits
And men's dangly bits
So try not to watch with your Gran

 

[Hornblende]

Who else is a Game of Thrones fan?
Nobody? - I watch when I can
There's violence and tits
And men's dangly bits
So try not to watch with your Gran

I confess it is not known to me,
I fear that it never will be,
With so many seasons,
I can't find the reasons,
To give up my "Line of Duty". (Note to reader - please wilfully mispronounce 'duty' in order to make this rhyme. Thank you )

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young man quite bright

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White
She asked for an 'O'

 

[Cymru6969]

There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White
She asked for an 'O'.
And bent over low

 

[AbsintheFather]

There was a young man quite bright
Who stuck his cock in Vanna White
She asked for an 'O'.
And bent over low
She got off on the erudite

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She wiggled herself in between

 

[Cymru6969]

She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene

 

[GiggLeGasm]

She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene
When out of the blue

 

[Cymru6969]

She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene
When out of the blue
There's moist lady dew

 

[AbsintheFather]

She wiggled herself in between
With the hope of something obscene
When out of the blue
There's moist lady dew
Mmm, that's my favorite cuisine

 

[weespanner]

She served him a fine three course meal

 

[Hornblende]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
He immediately opined,

 

[weespanner]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
They lay, limbs entwined

 

[Cymru6969]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
They lay, limbs entwined
Till she released her climactic squeal

 

[Adre]

She served him a fine three course meal
With oysters, so he knew the deal.
Once they had dined,
He immediately opined,
My dick's now harder than steel.

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond

 

[Cymru6969]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand?

 

[Hornblende]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand?
Turned up to eleven

 

[Cymru6969]

Her cries could be heard 'cross the pond
I guess it's the Hitachi Wand?
Turned up to eleven
It's motor revvin'