Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[DarciD]

This hour of the morning

 

[Cymru6969]

This hour of the morning
There's cock shots without warning

 

[Firecracker]

This hour of the morning
There's cock shots without warning
So with her phone

 

[Cymru6969]

This hour of the morning
There's cock shots without warning
So with her phone
Captured her own

 

[Cymru6969]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime

 

[travelmate2002]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Question is, Was it worth a dime?

 

[37_ttej]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Question is, Was it worth a dime?
It was, that's no joke

 

[Cymru6969]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Question is, Was it worth a dime?
It was, that's no joke
Said the Aussie bloke

 

[thebeesknees]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Question is, Was it worth a dime?
It was, that's no joke
Said the Aussie bloke
As he snorted one more line

 

[Cymru6969]

You said the rhyme, you did the crime
Question is, Was it worth a dime?
It was, that's no joke
Said the Aussie bloke
As he snorted one more line

one more lime?!

 

[thebeesknees]

one more lime?!

no it says one more line...as in line of coke...as in cocaine

 

[Cymru6969]

You've gotta take her out, cocaine

 

[weespanner]

You've gotta take her out, cocaine
I'd rather have sex in the rain

 

[Hornblende]

You've gotta take her out, cocaine
I'd rather have sex in the rain,
The wrong sort of snow

 

[weespanner]

You've gotta take her out, cocaine
I'd rather have sex in the rain,
The wrong sort of snow
Or 'snort' (a typo?)

 

[Adre]

You've gotta take her out, cocaine
I'd rather have sex in the rain,
The wrong sort of snow
Or 'snort' (a typo?)
That shit goes right to the brain

 

[weespanner]

Hi Adre!

I'd much rather puff on some weed

 

[RickTango]

I'd much rather puff on some weed

I'd much rather puff on some weed

But instead she wants my seed

 

[Hornblende]

I'd much rather puff on some weed
But instead she wants my seed
My judgement is flawed

 

[Adre]

I'd much rather puff on some weed
But instead she wants my seed
My judgement is flawed
But she's a hot broad


Hi Wee!

 

[Cymru6969]

I'd much rather puff on some weed
But instead she wants my seed
My judgement is flawed
But she's a hot broad
With her I would happily breed

 

[weespanner]

While browsing on tumblr one day

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

While browsing on tumblr one day
A weespanner had come back to play

 

[Hornblende]

While browsing on tumblr one day
A weespanner had come back to play
A Litster for years

 

[weespanner]

While browsing on tumblr one day
A weespanner had come back to play
A Litster for years
Who oft disappears