Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[Hornblende]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait
As the sun's going down
All the men come around
But she's taken; they're all too late

But the mind is a powerful thing

 

[suckonsimon]

But the mind is a powerful thing
Imagination can soothe the sting

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

But the mind is a powerful thing
Imagination can soothe the sting
Juicy fantasies

 

[37_ttej]

But the mind is a powerful thing
Imagination can soothe the sting
Juicy fantasies
Oh yes, baby, please!

 

[thebeesknees]

But the mind is a powerful thing
Imagination can soothe the sting
Juicy fantasies
Oh yes, baby, please!
But why when you cum do you sing

 

[Cymru6969]

Brenda turned 90. Want some cake?

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Brenda turned 90. Want some cake?
All her best friends showed up to partake.

 

[Hornblende]

Brenda turned 90. Want some cake?
All her best friends showed up to partake.
Excepting just Prince

 

[Cymru6969]

Brenda turned 90. Want some cake?
All her best friends showed up to partake.
Excepting just Prince
Which made her wince

 

[Hornblende]

Brenda turned 90. Want some cake?
All her best friends showed up to partake.
Excepting just Prince
Which made her wince
The party turned into a wake

 

[37_ttej]

The sky's crying purple rain

 

[Cymru6969]

The sky's crying purple rain
Will it wash away the pain?

 

[thebeesknees]

The sky's crying purple rain
Will it wash away the pain?
It seems fate is unkind

 

[Cymru6969]

The sky's crying purple rain
Will it wash away the pain?
It seems fate is unkind
We can't press rewind

 

[weespanner]

The sky's crying purple rain
Will it wash away the pain?
It seems fate is unkind
We can't press rewind
But his songs will always remain (RIP)

 

[37_ttej]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back

 

[Cymru6969]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back
Missed her so much I took up crack

 

[37_ttej]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back
Missed her so much I took up crack
I'm now a junkie

 

[Cymru6969]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back
Missed her so much I took up crack
I'm now a junkie
Who spanks the monkey

 

[37_ttej]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back
Missed her so much I took up crack
I'm now a junkie
Who spanks the monkey
Though she's here I can rhyme, not whack.

(or maybe both )

 

[Cymru6969]

It's so good to see 'Spanner back
Missed her so much I took up crack
I'm now a junkie
Who spanks the monkey
Though she's here I can rhyme, not whack.

(or maybe both )

Last I checked she has two hands, mate

 

[travelmate2002]

Last I checked she has two hands, mate
knows how to use them, first rate

 

[monanympho]

Last I checked she has two hands, mate
knows how to use them, first rate
they have been practicing on travelmate

 

[weespanner]

(this is the limerick thread )


Last I checked she has two hands, mate
knows how to use them, first rate
And as for those nails

 

[Hornblende]

(this is the limerick thread )

Last I checked she has two hands, mate
knows how to use them, first rate
And as for those nails
With them she impales