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[AbsintheFather]

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
She gave her consent



hello Wee

 

[Hornblende]

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
It made his pants tent

 

[weespanner]

Hi AF

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
She gave her consent
But one pube shot straight up his nose!

 

[weespanner]

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
It made his pants tent
His tongue soon had her in deep throes

 

[AbsintheFather]

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
It made his pants tent
Then it was off with his clothes

She raised up her hips to expose
A sweet swollen beautiful rose
He inhaled her scent
She gave her consent
But one pube shot straight up his nose!

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze
The force was so great it buckled her knees.

 

[AbsintheFather]

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze
The force was so great it buckled her knees.
But she said "that felt great"

 

[Adre]

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze
The force was so great it buckled her knees.
But she said "that felt great"

"I sure love to be ate!"

 

[Adre]

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze
The force was so great it buckled her knees.
But she said "that felt great"
"I sure love to be ate!"

 

[AbsintheFather]

He gave her a lick and out came a sneeze
The force was so great it buckled her knees.
But she said "that felt great"
"I sure love to be ate!"
"Now do it again you phlegmy tease"

Hiya Adre

 

[Cymru6969]

Old skool Lims gang is in the the house

 

[Adre]

Old skool Lims gang is in the the house
Maybe Wee will take off her blouse!


Hi AF and Cym

 

[Cymru6969]

Old skool Lims gang is in the the house
Maybe Wee will take off her blouse!
Hope springs eternal

Hi AF and Cym[/QUOTE]

Greets Adre & AF, and of course Wee!

 

[weespanner]

Hi folks!

Old skool Lims gang is in the the house
Maybe Wee will take off her blouse!
Hope springs eternal
I'm feeling maternal
So I'm off to breastfeed my spouse

 

[Cymru6969]

Old skool Lims gang is in the the house
Maybe Wee will take off her blouse!
Hope springs eternal
I'm feeling maternal
So I'm off to breastfeed my spouse

bravi,tutti

Do you want a leg, breast or thigh?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Do you want a leg, breast or thigh?
One bite of each, I'd like to try

 

[Cymru6969]

Do you want a leg, breast or thigh?
One bite of each, I'd like to try
Omnivore's delight

 

[AbsintheFather]

Do you want a leg, breast or thigh?
One bite of each, I'd like to try
Omnivore's delight
It's just eating right

 

[weespanner]

Do you want a leg, breast or thigh?
One bite of each, I'd like to try
Omnivore's delight
It's just eating right
So sink your teeth into her pie!

 

[Hornblende]

On the balcony she lies in wait

 

[AbsintheFather]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait

 

[Hornblende]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait
As the sun's going down

 

[thebeesknees]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait
As the sun's going down
All the men come around

 

[AbsintheFather]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait
As the sun's going down
All the men come around
Twenty-five quid is the going rate

 

[suckonsimon]

On the balcony she lies in wait
Legs spread wide, offering her bait
As the sun's going down
All the men come around
But she's taken; they're all too late