Write our own Limericks v 6.0

[weespanner]

This sounds like a horror movie
It's rated a wary PG

(penile gore)

 

[37_ttej]

This sounds like a horror movie
It's rated a wary PG
Has carnage galore

 

[weespanner]

This sounds like a horror movie
It's rated a wary PG
Has carnage galore
It's rather 'hard" core

 

[37_ttej]

This sounds like a horror movie
It's rated a wary PG
Has carnage galore
It's rather 'hard" core
So long as there're tits, it's groovy.

 

[weespanner]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip

 

[37_ttej]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip
You've got be joking!? (pouts lip)

 

[weespanner]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip
You've got be joking!? (pouts lip)
Tis better than nowt

 

[37_ttej]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip
You've got be joking!? (pouts lip)
Tis better than nowt
At least there's no 'trout'

 

[weespanner]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip
You've got be joking!? (pouts lip)
Tis better than nowt
At least there's no 'trout'
- 'Cept underneath one landing strip

 

[37_ttej]

There's cleavage and one glimpse of nip
You've got be joking!? (pouts lip)
Tis better than nowt
At least there's no 'trout'
- 'Cept underneath one landing strip

LOL!

I'm concerned, Wee, 'bout the movies you like

 

[weespanner]

I'm concerned, Wee, 'bout the movies you like
I prefer to ride (on my bike)

 

[37_ttej]

I'm concerned, Wee, 'bout the movies you like
I prefer to ride (on my bike)
In tight lycra shorts?

 

[weespanner]

I'm concerned, Wee, 'bout the movies you like
I prefer to ride (on my bike)
In tight lycra shorts?
And bra that supports

 

[37_ttej]

I'm concerned, Wee, 'bout the movies you like
I prefer to ride (on my bike)
In tight lycra shorts?
And bra that supports
If you've got a spare seat I'll hitch hike.

No, you've only got the one? Oh well ...

http://celebrity.money/wp-content/uploads/profiles/2015-10-31/Rick-Salomon-net-worth.jpeg

 

[weespanner]

Try cycling with kinky white boots

 

[weespanner]

couldn't resist...

Try cycling with kinky white boots
And weird woollen dress if it suits
A cock as a seat
Would be such a treat
While big hands grabbed hold of your *hoots*

 

[Cymru6969]

Well, that's a tough act to follow

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Well, that's a tough act to follow
Thinking hard, but my mind's hollow

 

[Hornblende]

Well, that's a tough act to follow
Thinking hard, but my mind's hollow
I'll try self-abuse

 

[travelmate2002]

Well, that's a tough act to follow
Thinking hard, but my mind's hollow
I'll try self-abuse
but its no excuse

 

[37_ttej]

Well, that's a tough act to follow
Thinking hard, but my mind's hollow
I'll try self-abuse
But its no excuse
I still prefer not to swallow

 

[Cymru6969]

That last wee bit ran down her chin

 

[weespanner]

That last wee bit ran down her chin
She licked it with a naughty grin

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

That last wee bit ran down her chin
She licked it with a naughty grin.
She savored each drop,
And her hand didn't stop
Just hoping he'd shoot it agin.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I once fucked a sailor in Spain.