Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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In order to set her at rest
He was happy to get her undressed
She slipped off her lace
Laid down on her face
 
In order to set her at rest
He was happy to get her undressed
She slipped off her lace
Laid down on her face
Revealing the place he loved best
 
His suit and his tie had to go
Then she worked her way further below.
She dropped to her knees
 
His suit and his tie had to go
Then she worked her way further below.
She dropped to her knees
Wrapped her mouth round him - geez!
 
His suit and his tie had to go
Then she worked her way further below.
She dropped to her knees
Wrapped her mouth round him - geez!
An amazing bit of fellatio.
 
Her tongue was so agile and keen
And he, quite long and so lean
Her quicksilver lick
 
Her tongue was so agile and keen
And he, quite long and so lean
Her quicksilver lick
Did just the trick
 
Her tongue was so agile and keen
And he, quite long and so lean
Her quicksilver lick
Did just the trick
With results best described as obscene :eek::devil:
 
Her tongue was so soft and pink,
And she looked up to give him a wink
Slowly he rose
 
Her tongue was so soft and pink,
And she looked up to give him a wink
Slowly he rose
Without shame or clothes
 
Her tongue was so soft and pink,
And she looked up to give him a wink
Slowly he rose
Without shame or clothes
And bent her over the sink
 
The Easter bunny made her squeal
When the offer made, was a real steal
They fucked just like rabbits
 
The Easter bunny made her squeal
When the offer made, was a real steal
They fucked just like rabbits
till interrupted by bandits
 
The Easter bunny made her squeal
When the offer made, was a real steal
They fucked just like rabbits
till interrupted by bandits
Recording them on reel-to-reel.

(Hipster bandits!)
 
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