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Hornblende
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She was ready to start a new week
By dating a very nice geek
She wasn't prepared
For the way that he stared
By dating a very nice geek
She wasn't prepared
For the way that he stared
Firecracker
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She was ready to start a new week
By dating a very nice geek
She wasn't prepared
For the way that he stared
At his computer, giving her not a peek!
By dating a very nice geek
She wasn't prepared
For the way that he stared
At his computer, giving her not a peek!
Hornblende
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He offered to show her his App
Firecracker
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He offered to show her his App
So she went and sat down on his lap
So she went and sat down on his lap
Hornblende
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He offered to show her his App
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
Firecracker
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He offered to show her his App
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
As he meant her no harm
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
As he meant her no harm
Hornblende
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He offered to show her his App
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
As he meant her no harm
But for women he needed a map
So she went and sat down on his lap
He blushed in alarm
As he meant her no harm
But for women he needed a map
travelmate2002
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There once was man with a plan
that he executed with some elan
that he executed with some elan
barefootgirl69
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There once was man with a plan
that he executed with some elan
Bought flowers and wine
that he executed with some elan
Bought flowers and wine
travelmate2002
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There once was man with a plan
that he executed with some elan
Bought flowers and wine
Took her out to dine
now the poor girls ill, needs a scan.
that he executed with some elan
Bought flowers and wine
Took her out to dine
now the poor girls ill, needs a scan.
FantasySlut
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It's time to have some fun
Hornblende
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It's time to have some fun
Lying naked in the sun
With sun-block applied
Lying naked in the sun
With sun-block applied
FantasySlut
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It's time to have some fun
Lying naked in the sun
With sun-block applied
She spread herself wide
Lying naked in the sun
With sun-block applied
She spread herself wide
Deprived_in_AZ
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She learned a lot from watching porn
Deprived_in_AZ
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She learned a lot from watching porn
Even that thing involving corn?
The nubbles, divine!
Even that thing involving corn?
The nubbles, divine!
travelmate2002
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She learned a lot from watching porn
Even that thing involving corn?
it may have its use
Even that thing involving corn?
it may have its use
Hornblende
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She learned a lot from watching porn
Even that thing involving corn?
The nubbles, divine!
And the you may dine
It's all likely to give you the horn
She learned a lot from watching porn
Even that thing involving corn?
it may have its use
provided there's juice
Or otherwise things will get worn
Even that thing involving corn?
The nubbles, divine!
And the you may dine
It's all likely to give you the horn
She learned a lot from watching porn
Even that thing involving corn?
it may have its use
provided there's juice
Or otherwise things will get worn
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