Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She holidayed on a nude beach

 

[texou]

She holidayed on a nude beach
Hoping to meet a young stud to teach

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She holidayed on a nude beach
Hoping to meet a young stud to teach
The secrets of looooooove

 

[LizVegas79]

She holidayed on a nude beach
Hoping to meet a young stud to teach
The secrets of looooooove
with velvet gloves

 

[Hornblende]

She holidayed on a nude beach
Hoping to meet a young stud to teach
The secrets of looooooove
with velvet gloves
And never to clean them with bleach

 

[travelmate2002]

There was no doubt about her oral skills

 

[LizVegas79]

There was no doubt about her oral skills,
its no secret it's how she paid her bills.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

D(.)(.)

There was no doubt about her oral skills

There was no doubt about her oral skills
As long as those dirty old men keep taking their little blue pills.

 

[travelmate2002]

There was no doubt about her oral skills
on dirty old men taking their little blue pills
it had them wanting

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

There was no doubt about her oral skills
on dirty old men taking their little blue pills
it had them wanting

There was no doubt about her oral skills
on dirty old men taking their little blue pills
it had them wanting
To enter her cunting.

 

[Hornblende]

There was no doubt about her oral skills
on dirty old men taking their little blue pills
it had them wanting
To enter her cunting
'Twas really a battle of wills...

 

[Hornblende]

On a picnic they found a good spot

 

[willymagnum]

On a picnic they found a good spot

Just public enough to get caught.
And while they were dogging,
the cops were out jogging.

 

[Hornblende]

On a picnic they found a good spot
Just public enough to get caught.
And while they were dogging,
the cops were out jogging.
Which totally ruined the plot

 

[travelmate2002]

They could manage a quick getaway

 

[Hornblende]

They could manage a quick getaway
Though naked because of their play

 

[thebeesknees]

They could manage a quick getaway
Though naked because of their play
each had their own needs

 

[Hornblende]

They could manage a quick getaway
Though naked because of their play
each had their own needs
and their own anal beads

 

[Firecracker]

They could manage a quick getaway
Though naked because of their play
each had their own needs
and their own anal beads
Now that's how you start a Friday!

 

[FantasySlut]

Weekend is here, let's have a party!

 

[Hornblende]

Weekend is here, let's have a party!
Come in, for the welcome is hearty!

 

[thefishfryer]

Weekend is here, let's have a party!
Come in, for the welcome is hearty!
But beware Sunday trading

 

[willymagnum]

Weekend is here, let's have a party!
Come in, for the welcome is hearty!
But beware Sunday trading
It's utterly degrading

 

[Hornblende]

Weekend is here, let's have a party!
Come in, for the welcome is hearty!
But beware Sunday trading
It's utterly degrading
This Limerick needs a restart

 

[37_ttej]

He needed a really good fuck