Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

There was a fine lady from Lille

 

[thefishfryer]

There was a fine lady from Lille
Who spent half her life on the pill

 

[37_ttej]

There was a fine lady from Lille
Who spent half her life on the pill
But one day she missed
And when she got kissed,
Fell pregnant - she felt like a dill!

*WTF, you can get pregnant from kissing!?
I knew there was something up with that whole birds and the bees thing!*

 

[37_ttej]

Jett killed the thread with his 'wit'

 

[travelmate2002]

Jett killed the thread with his 'wit'
quite sharp, freely used on Lit

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jett killed the thread with his 'wit'
To save it, Dee returned to Lit

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Jett killed the thread with his 'wit'
To save it, Dee returned to Lit
Her return made Ron rejoice
.... and also some other boys....

 

[37_ttej]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!

 

[Hornblende]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!
Supplying the wit that we lack!

 

[37_ttej]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!
Supplying the wit that we lack!
Cause me are so dumb

 

[Hornblende]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!
Supplying the wit that we lack!
Cause me are so dumb
So pull out your thumb

 

[37_ttej]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!
Supplying the wit that we lack!
Cause me are so dumb
So pull out your thumb
Say, HB, do you want a smack!?

 

[Hornblende]

Hooray, our Dee has come back!
Supplying the wit that we lack!
Cause me are so dumb
So pull out your thumb
Say, HB, do you want a smack!?

...

 

[BurningMonkey]

While HB and Jett traded barbs

 

[Hornblende]

While HB and Jett traded barbs
The monkey just lay eating carbs

 

[BurningMonkey]

While HB and Jett traded barbs
The monkey just lay eating carbs
While fondling her glands

 

[Hornblende]

While HB and Jett traded barbs
The monkey just lay eating carbs
While fondling her glands
With prehensile hands

 

[BurningMonkey]

While HB and Jett traded barbs
The monkey just lay eating carbs
While fondling her glands
With prehensile hands
And burrowing under her garb.

 

[Hornblende]

While HB and Jett traded barbs
The monkey just lay eating carbs
While fondling her glands
With prehensile hands
And burrowing under her garb.

I was wondering where you were going to find a third 'arb' rhyme

 

[Hornblende]

She took pride in her oral technique

 

[EbersMoll]

She took pride in her oral technique
And her girlishly athletic physique

 

[barefootgirl69]

She took pride in her oral technique
And her girlishly athletic physique
On her knees or in bed

 

[Hornblende]

She took pride in her oral technique
And her girlishly athletic physique
On her knees or in bed
She gave gymnastic head

 

[barefootgirl69]

She took pride in her oral technique
And her girlishly athletic physique
On her knees or in bed
She gave gymnastic head
Leaving her lovers very happy, though weak.

 

[Hornblende]

She took pride in her oral technique
And her girlishly athletic physique
On her knees or in bed
She gave gymnastic head
Leaving her lovers very happy, though weak.

She could fuck them while climbing a rope