Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

The young man had cheese on the brain...
Gorgonzola would drive him insane

 

[BurningMonkey]

The young man had cheese on the brain...
Gorgonzola would drive him insane;
A Stilton would serve

 

[thebeesknees]

The young man had cheese on the brain...
Gorgonzola would drive him insane;
A Stilton would serve
and brought calm to his nerve

 

[BurningMonkey]

The young man had cheese on the brain...
Gorgonzola would drive him insane;
A Stilton would serve
and brought calm to his nerve
But a Brie made his wiener to drain

 

[37_ttej]

The young man had cheese on the brain...
Gorgonzola would drive him insane;
A Stilton would serve
and brought calm to his nerve
But a Brie made his wiener to drain

It's a little-known fact that cheese

 

[Hornblende]

It's a little-known fact that cheese
Can bring a grown man to his knees

 

[37_ttej]

It's a little-known fact that cheese
Can bring a grown man to his knees
That ripe Roquefort smell

 

[thebeesknees]

It's a little-known fact that cheese
Can bring a grown man to his knees
That ripe Roquefort smell
will ring a mans bell

 

[Hornblende]

It's a little-known fact that cheese
Can bring a grown man to his knees
That ripe Roquefort smell
will ring a mans bell
And Comté and Chèvre will please

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sneaking out to the garden one night

 

[LizVegas79]

Sneaking out to the garden one night
with something a friend gave me to light.

 

[travelmate2002]

Sneaking out to the garden one night
with something a friend gave me to light.
made me see two moons

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Sneaking out to the garden one night
with something a friend gave me to light.
made me see two moons
Two cows and two spoons

 

[Hornblende]

A Saturday morning's just right

 

[thebeesknees]

A Saturday morning's just right
for lovin in the first morning light

 

[Hornblende]

A Saturday morning's just right
for lovin in the first morning light
Your eyes barely open

 

[thefishfryer]

A Saturday morning's just right
for lovin in the first morning light
Your eyes barely open
But penis quite oaken

 

[Hornblende]

A Saturday morning's just right
for lovin in the first morning light
Your eyes barely open
But penis quite oaken
Enough wood to give her a fright

 

[LadyJS]

The PM she received surprised her aplenty!

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

wTF!! Where are the LIMERICISTS?

 

[thefishfryer]

The PM she received surprised her aplenty!
Not just one cock pic, but twenty

 

[thefishfryer]

wTF!! Where are the LIMERICISTS?
I can't speak for others, but I was well pissed *in the British sense*

 

[Maraquerida]

The PM she received surprised her aplenty!
Not just one cock pic, but twenty
Some under a frock,

 

[Penuche]

The PM she received surprised her aplenty!
Not just one cock pic, but twenty
Some under a frock,
Five crushed by a rock,

 

[Hornblende]

The PM she received surprised her aplenty!
Not just one cock pic, but twenty
Some under a frock,
Five crushed by a rock,
And several which looked rather bent