Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[37_ttej]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin
But only with gals

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin
But only with gals
With guys he calls fouls

 

[37_ttej]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin
But only with gals
With guys he calls fouls
(though wrong with that, is nothin').

*apparently said by Yoda *

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin
But only with gals
With guys he calls fouls
(though wrong with that, is nothin').

*apparently said by Yoda
Darth Vader does have a quota

 

[suckonsimon]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin
But only with gals
With guys he calls fouls
(though wrong with that, is nothin').

*apparently said by Yoda *

cute one!

Me? It's EM EF EM has appeal

 

[suckonsimon]

*apparently said by Yoda
Darth Vader does have a quota
Death Star is looming

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

*apparently said by Yoda
Darth Vader does have a quota
Death Star is looming
Princess Leia is grooming

 

[suckonsimon]

*apparently said by Yoda
Darth Vader does have a quota
Death Star is looming
Princess Leia is grooming
And guess who is desperate to stoke 'er

 

[Lia Monde]

Horny Matt was on a sex mission

 

[Hornblende]

Horny Matt was on a sex mission
But couldn't decide which position

 

[suckonsimon]

Horny Matt was on a sex mission
But couldn't decide which position
He browsed KamaSutra

 

[Hornblende]

Horny Matt was on a sex mission
But couldn't decide which position
He browsed KamaSutra
While on his computer

 

[suckonsimon]

Horny Matt was on a sex mission
But couldn't decide which position
He browsed KamaSutra
While on his computer
So his gal popped next door for some passion!

 

[Hornblende]

The woman next door loved to linger

 

[suckonsimon]

The woman next door loved to linger
But of Matt she was really much fonder

 

[Hornblende]

The woman next door loved to linger
But of Matt she was really much fonder
She answered the door

 

[suckonsimon]

The woman next door loved to linger
But of Matt she was really much fonder
She answered the door
There he was! " Two, three, four!"

 

[Hornblende]

The woman next door loved to linger
But of Matt she was really much fonder
She answered the door
There he was! "Oo, two, three, four!"
He counted, inserting each finger

 

[suckonsimon]

The woman next door loved to linger
But of Matt she was really much fonder
She answered the door
There he was! "Oo, two, three, four!"
He counted, inserting each finger

I generally find that three does it

 

[Hornblende]

Her skirt was deliciously short

 

[suckonsimon]

Her skirt was deliciously short
Made my boner big up - who'd have thought?

 

[Hornblende]

Her skirt was deliciously short
Made my boner big up - who'd have thought?
As it slid up her leg

 

[BurningMonkey]

Her skirt was deliciously short
Made my boner big up - who'd have thought?
As it slid up her leg
She pulled out her peg

 

[Hornblende]

Her skirt was deliciously short
Made my boner big up - who'd have thought?
As it slid up her leg
She pulled out her peg
'Twas not the equipment he'd sought...

 

[stickygirl]

^^
She might have turned out to be tranny
But the skills of her tongue are uncanny
She knows how to suck
So back door and fuck
Much tighter in ass than in fanny

only saying


The young man had cheese on the brain...