Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[thefishfryer]

Having sex in the car was a trying event
They succeeded, but when he was spent
The windows were misty
And his dick was all twisty
But it was something they couldn't prevent

 

[thefishfryer]

When he got home

 

[suckonsimon]

When he got home
She wasn't alone

 

[BurningMonkey]

When he got home
She wasn't alone
She crooked her finger

 

[suckonsimon]

When he got home
She wasn't alone
She crooked her finger
Had both guys linger

 

[thefishfryer]

When he got home
She wasn't alone
She crooked her finger
Had both guys linger
And called up two more on the phone

 

[37_ttej]

When he got home
She wasn't alone
She crooked her finger
Had both guys linger
And called up two more on the phone

It was quite the party that night

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It was quite the party that night
The three of them fit so tight

 

[Bitesback]

It was quite the party that night
The three of them fit so tight
This just felt so right
'Til one took a bite

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

It was quite the party that night
The three of them fit so tight
This just felt so right
'Til one took a bite
After that they turned on the light

 

[37_ttej]

It was quite the party that night
The three of them fit so tight
This just felt so right
'Til one took a bite
After that they turned on the light

Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

In the garden of eden sat Adam
He said to Eve, "Excuse me Madam"

 

[37_ttej]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam
He said to Eve, "Excuse me Madam"
An apple I'd love


Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort
I canna now fuck

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam
He said to Eve, "Excuse me Madam"
An apple I'd love
She gave him a shove


Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort
I canna now fuck
You still can suck

 

[37_ttej]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam
He said to Eve, "Excuse me Madam"
"An apple I'd love"
She gave him a shove
And said, "Get it yourself you lazy bum!"

Oh, wait that doesn't rhyme. Oh, well.


Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort
I canna now fuck
You still can suck
That's true, now there's a good thought!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort
I canna now fuck
You still can suck
and he laughed with a rip-roaring snort

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

In the garden of Eden sat Adam
He said to Eve, "Excuse me Madam"
"An apple I'd love"
She gave him a shove
And said, "Get it yourself you lazy bum!"

Oh, wait that doesn't rhyme. Oh, well.


Aaaargh! My poor willy's now short!
He cried out to his cohort
I canna now fuck
You still can suck
That's true, now there's a good thought!

Where is that magic touch of yours? Jett...do either of those rhyme...even in Aussie lingo?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A bare foot princess was she

 

[37_ttej]

Where's that magic touch of yours, Jett?
Do either of those rhyme? and yet
I think you're just great
So keep it up, mate
You'll get it right next time, I'll bet.

A bare foot princess was she
Who we're always happy to see

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Where's that magic touch of yours, Jett?
Do either of those rhyme? and yet
I think you're just great
So keep it up, mate
You'll get it right next time, I'll bet.

A bare foot princess was she
Who we're always happy to see
We also love Aussies



(show off~!)

 

[37_ttej]

A bare foot princess was she
Who we're always happy to see
We also love Aussies
'Specially in cozies

(slang for swimwear)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A bare foot princess was she
Who we're always happy to see
We also love Aussies
'Specially in cozies
Together how happy we three

(slang for swimwear)

 

[37_ttej]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

A threesome? Hell yeah, I'm in!
A bad boy he love to sin~!