Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[37_ttej]

There once was a sheila from Orange

Hmm, OK Jett:

a) noone knows what a 'sheila' is,
b) basically nothing rhymes with 'Orange', and
c) noone knows where the hell that is, either!

So let's try again, shall we?

There was a young lady from Perth

*much better*

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young lady from Perth
who had a friend in Fort Worth

 

[37_ttej]

There was a young lady from Perth
who had a friend in Fort Worth
They texted each day

*Hi T'mate, long time no see! *

 

[travelmate2002]

There was a young lady from Perth
who had a friend in Fort Worth
They texted each day
then learnt he was gay



Yes Jett was away for a while

 

[thefishfryer]

There was a young lady from Perth
who had a friend in Fort Worth
They texted each day
Hi T'mate, long time no see!
Unsurprising as they're each ends of the Earth.


There was a young lady from Perth
who had a friend in Fort Worth
They texted each day
then learnt he was gay
Which explains why they'll never gave birth.

 

[thefishfryer]

Let's get married, he said

 

[FantasySlut]

Let's get married, he said
Build us a party homestead

 

[BurningMonkey]

Let's get married, he said
Build us a party homestead
Invite all our friends

 

[FantasySlut]

Let's get married, he said
Build us a party homestead
Invite all our friends
Group sex all thru the weekend

 

[Penuche]

Let's get married, he said
Build us a party homestead
Invite all our friends
Group sex all thru the weekend
And we'll fuck though we've broken the beds.

 

[HypnosDenied]

The lady was riding a horse

 

[FantasySlut]

The lady was riding a horse
Hurrying to go have intercourse

 

[HypnosDenied]

The lady was riding a horse
Hurrying to go have intercourse
Burning with need

 

[Hornblende]

The lady was riding a horse
Hurrying to go have intercourse
Burning with need
And aroused by her steed

 

[thefishfryer]

The lady was riding a horse
Hurrying to go have intercourse
Burning with need
And aroused by her steed
She broke all the records, of course.

 

[thefishfryer]

The Angel fell down to Earth

 

[Penuche]

The Angel fell down to Earth
Bringing nothing of any great worth

 

[travelmate2002]

The Angel fell down to Earth
Bringing nothing of any great worth
but with a job to do

 

[37_ttej]

The Angel fell down to Earth
Bringing nothing of any great worth
but with a job to do
A rescue: but who?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

The Angel fell down to Earth
Bringing nothing of any great worth
but with a job to do
A rescue: but who?
She requested a man with great girth

 

[37_ttej]

The Angel fell down to Earth
Bringing nothing of any great worth
but with a job to do
A rescue: but who?
She requested a man with great girth

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived

 

[37_ttej]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived
Lard ass in the air

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived
Lard ass in the air
His hole was game...fair

 

[37_ttej]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived
Lard ass in the air
His hole was game...fair
It all looked rather contrived.

What moron chose 'arrived' to end the first line!?

Oh, wait.

Erm, well done Jett. That was a rhyming challenge indeed! Masterfully completed!