Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

Now she's going down on him
While he's tenderly stroking her quim
Her pace quickens, his breath catches
For he's thinking of snatches

 

[FantasySlut]

Now she's going down on him
While he's tenderly stroking her quim
Her pace quickens, his breath catches
For he's thinking of snatches
All she can think is that he needs to trim

 

[Hornblende]

Now she's going down on him
While he's tenderly stroking her quim
Her pace quickens, his breath catches
For he's thinking of snatches
All she can think is that he needs to trim

Ha! . Off in the bath now, may have to shave

When his balls are delightfully bare

 

[FantasySlut]

When his balls are delightfully bare
He looks into the mirror and stares

 

[Hornblende]

When his balls are delightfully bare
He looks into the mirror and stares
If he's left any stubble

 

[FantasySlut]

When his balls are delightfully bare
He looks into the mirror and stares
If he's left any stubble
He will be in so much trouble

 

[Hornblende]

When his balls are delightfully bare
He looks into the mirror and stares
If he's left any stubble
He will be in so much trouble
For she doesn't like any hairs

 

[FantasySlut]

Peering closer to get a better look

 

[Hornblende]

Peering closer to get a better look
Pausing only to free and unhook

 

[DFWBeast]

Peering closer to get a better look
Pausing only to free and unhook
Exquisite tits to show

 

[travelmate2002]

Peering closer to get a better look
Pausing only to free and unhook
Exquisite tits to show
all ready to blow

 

[DFWBeast]

Peering closer to get a better look
Pausing only to free and unhook
Exquisite tits to show
all ready to blow
When he came the whole house shook

 

[FantasySlut]

Time to rise sexy Playgrounders

 

[thebeesknees]

Time to rise sexy Play grounders
Shake a leg, slow man flounders,

 

[thefishfryer]

Time to rise sexy Play grounders
Shake a leg, slow man flounders,
And after your shower

 

[Firecracker]

Time to rise sexy Play grounders
Shake a leg, slow man flounders,
And after your shower,
Smelling fresh as a flower

 

[Hornblende]

Time to rise sexy Play grounders
Shake a leg, slow man flounders,
And after your shower,
Smelling fresh as a flower
Watch out for unscrupulous bounders

 

[FantasySlut]

What shall we play, she asked

 

[Hornblende]

What shall we play, she asked
Whatever you like, but masked...

 

[FantasySlut]

What shall we play, she asked
Whatever you like, but masked...
Wearing only her birthday suit

 

[Hornblende]

What shall we play, she asked
Whatever you like, but masked...
Wearing only her birthday suit
She blew on his flute

 

[HypnosDenied]

What shall we play, she asked
Whatever you like, but masked...
Wearing only her birthday suit
She blew on his flute
Their oral fun was unsurpassed

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ladies and gents, play here well

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ladies and gents, play here well
Enjoy each other and never tell
Two and three at a time

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Is prime and sublime

Ladies and gents, play here well
Enjoy each other and never tell
Two and three at a time
Is prime and sublime
Putting rhyme together, the verses jell