Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived
Lard ass in the air
His hole was game...fair
It all looked rather contrived.

What moron chose 'arrived' to end the first line!?

Oh, wait.

Erm, well done Jett. That was a rhyming challenge indeed! Masterfully completed!

Ha!

You must always look after your ending

 

[37_ttej]

You must always look after your ending
Especially when over-bending

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Alas, 'twas Fat Man that arrived
So top heavy, he nosedived
Lard ass in the air
His hole was game...fair
It all looked rather contrived.

What moron chose 'arrived' to end the first line!?

Oh, wait.

Erm, well done Jett. That was a rhyming challenge indeed! Masterfully completed!

Pats self on back...Ahem... Oh brother~! Aussies.xo

 

[Hornblende]

You must always look after your ending
Especially when over-bending
If the angle's acute

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

You must always look after your ending
Especially when over-bending
If the angle's acute
You may injure your chute

 

[37_ttej]

You must always look after your ending
Especially when over-bending
If the angle's acute
You may injure your chute
Seriously! I'm not pretending!

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[Hornblende]

You must always look after your ending
Especially when over-bending
If the angle's acute
You may injure your chute
And hear sounds of a terrible rending

 

[thebeesknees]

Oh my God, you're so big, she proclaimed

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh my God you're so big she proclaimed
Though she knew for his monster he was famed

 

[thebeesknees]

Oh my God you're so big she proclaimed
Though she knew for his monster he was famed
As he pushed her down to the bed

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh my God you're so big she proclaimed
Though she knew for his monster he was famed
As he pushed her down to the bed
With his spit he lubed the head

 

[Hornblende]

Oh my God you're so big she proclaimed
Though she knew for his monster he was famed
As he pushed her down to the bed
With his spit he lubed the head
And he thrust it right where it was aimed

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh my God you're so big she proclaimed
Though she knew for his monster he was famed
As he pushed her down to the bed
With his spit he lubed the head
And he thrust it right where it was aimed

Eyes and mouth wide open, she exhaled

 

[Penuche]

Eyes and mouth wide open, she exhaled
Just to handle the way he impaled

 

[suckonsimon]

Eyes and mouth wide open, she exhaled
Just to handle the way he impaled
Size and skill together

 

[HypnosDenied]

Eyes and mouth wide open, she exhaled
Just to handle the way he impaled
Size and skill together
But a texture like leather

 

[Hornblende]

Eyes and mouth wide open, she exhaled
Just to handle the way he impaled
Size and skill together
But a texture like leather
No matter, full onwards she sailed!

 

[thefishfryer]

I guess it's up to me to start

 

[thebeesknees]

I guess it's up to me to start
I want your body forget the heart

 

[thefishfryer]

I guess it's up to me to start
I want your body forget the heart
It seemed to be right

 

[thebeesknees]

I guess it's up to me to start
I want your body forget the heart
It seemed to be right
during the day and all of the night

 

[DFWBeast]

I see a bare moon arising

 

[37_ttej]

I see a bare moon arising
The big cheese looks appetizing

 

[travelmate2002]

I see a bare moon arising
The big cheese looks appetizing
could do with a bite

 

[37_ttej]

I see a bare moon arising
The big cheese looks appetizing
could do with a bite
I'm hungry tonight