Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[37_ttej]

A thousand apologies, m'dear.

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There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
A beautiful redhead from the land of Dover
When she bent at the waist
The men all in great haste
Took zoom snaps of her luscious bared clover

 

[37_ttej]

O dear, I'm in Apple's bad books

 

[BradBigBrain]

O dear, I'm in Apple's bad books
She's been giving me dirty looks.

 

[37_ttej]

O dear, I'm in Apple's bad books
She's been giving me dirty looks.
*cough, cough* PMS?

(runs)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

O dear, I'm in Apple's bad books
She's been giving me dirty looks.
*cough, cough* PMS?
You started this mess
Now where should I place these hooks?


(runs)
*catches him and spanks his Aussie butt*

 

[37_ttej]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining



(question to fain=faining?)

 

[37_ttej]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining
Forsooth, that I am

(I guess so - works for me, anyway)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining
Forsooth, that I am
It's on video cam



(I guess so - works for me, anyway)

 

[37_ttej]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining
Forsooth, that I am
It's on video cam
So man up and quit yer complaining!

(Yes, dear)

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining
Forsooth, that I am
It's on video cam
So man up and quit yer complaining!

(Yes, dear)Now that's more like it!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

*Mind you, "Bendover" and "pavlova" rhymes only when pronounced with an Aussie accent!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Ow, ow, I'm getting a caning! :caning:
You apparently are very faining
Forsooth, that I am
It's on video cam
So man up and quit yer complaining!

(Yes, dear)Now that's more like it!

Yes, my dear, now that's more like it!
Your cock in me, a perfect tight fit!

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Yes, my dear, now that's more like it!
Your cock in me, a perfect tight fit!
I like it coming, from down under!
Work me hard, be sure to plunder!

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Yes, my dear, now that's more like it!
Your cock in me, a perfect tight fit!
I like it coming, from down under!
Work me hard, be sure to plunder!
International sex on Lit

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Yes, my dear, now that's more like it!
Your cock in me, a perfect tight fit!
I like it coming, from down under!
Work me hard, be sure to plunder!
Nothing like the delay to post from Lit!

that's why this shows up twice!

 

[rudrakshpathak]

Yes, my dear, now that's more like it!
Your cock in me, a perfect tight fit!
I like it coming, from down under!
Work me hard, be sure to plunder!
International sex on Lit

My cock in you, and hand on tit
tongue surveys what my mouth bit
You'll like it exploding all around
Grinding and panting and your moaning sound

 

[Hornblende]

It was busy in here overnight

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

It was busy in here overnight
Some was good, some bit of a fright

 

[Hornblende]

It was busy in here overnight
Some was good, some bit of a fright
I slept through it all

 

[barefootgirl69]

It was busy in here overnight
Some was good, some bit of a fright
I slept through it all
While some had a ball

 

[BurningMonkey]

It was busy in here overnight
Some was good, some bit of a fright
I slept through it all
While had a ball
Testing new toys of delight

 

[Firecracker]

It's finally the end of the week

 

[Hornblende]

It's finally the end of the week
So I'm giving my nipples a tweek

 

[Firecracker]

It's finally the end of the week
So I'm giving my nipples a tweek
Now don't pinch too hard