Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Adre]

She freed herself, red in the face
And quickly got out of the place

 

[Firecracker]

She freed herself, red in the face
And quickly got out of the place.
But she just couldn't quit

 

[BurningMonkey]

She freed herself, red in the face
And quickly got out of the place.
But she just couldn't quit
From rubbing her tit

 

[Hornblende]

She freed herself, red in the face
And quickly got out of the place.
But she just couldn't quit
From rubbing her tit
And cumming all over the place

 

[Firecracker]

Her choices were leather or lace

 

[Hornblende]

Her choices were leather or lace
And the choice would dictate what took place

 

[Firecracker]

Her choices were leather or lace
And the choice would dictate what took place
The fabric, pure white

 

[Hornblende]

Her choices were leather or lace
And the choice would dictate what took place
The fabric, pure white
Lewd thoughts could incite

 

[37_ttej]

Her choices were leather or lace
And the choice would dictate what took place
The fabric, pure white
Lewd thoughts could incite
Her reputation disgrace

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Hey baby, what's the going price? stolen word for word from Bon Scott

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey baby, what's the going price?
For some of that fine merchandise?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey baby, what's the going price?
For some of that fine merchandise?
For under ten bucks

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey baby, what's the going price?
For some of that fine merchandise?
For under ten bucks
She kneels and sucks

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hey baby, what's the going price?
For some of that fine merchandise?
For under ten bucks
She kneels and sucks
They say it feels mighty nice!

 

[BurningMonkey]

While cheering her side on the field

 

[Bitesback]

While cheering her side on the field
For talent, she kept her eyes peeled

 

[BurningMonkey]

While cheering her side on the field
For talent, she kept her eyes peeled
That boy in the stands

 

[Bitesback]

While cheering her side on the field
For talent, she kept her eyes peeled
That boy in the stands
They might just shake hands

 

[BurningMonkey]

While cheering her side on the field
For talent, she kept her eyes peeled
That boy in the stands
They might just shake hands
Or he may, perhaps, make her squeel

 

[thebeesknees]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
A beautiful redhead from the land of Dover

 

[37_ttej]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
Who, covered in cream, would erupt from pavlova

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
Who, covered in cream, would erupt from pavlova
Her cream, sweet and tasty

 

[37_ttej]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
Who, covered in cream, would erupt from pavlova
Her cream, sweet and tasty
Got licked from her waist-y

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

There was a young lass name of Bonnie Bendover
Who, covered in cream, would erupt from pavlova
Her cream, sweet and tasty
Got licked from her waist-y
The next time Jett skips me, it will be all ova'

(You completely jumped my post! So much for the kind, courteous, Aussie gents!)