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While swimming quite nude at the beach
She decided to play with her "peach"
Spreading out on the sand
Using her hand
 
While swimming quite nude at the beach
She decided to play with her "peach"
Spreading out on the sand
Using her hand
A thunderous climax she reached
 
While he waited in line at the bank (resist.. :devil:)
The teller he wanted to spank
She took his money
 
While he waited in line at the bank (resist.. :devil:)
The teller he wanted to spank
She took his money
And flashed him her cunny
 
While he waited in line at the bank (resist.. )
The teller he wanted to spank
She took his money
And flashed him her cunny
His cock was as hard as a plank ( I resisted ...!)
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"I'm really a switch"
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"Of course, I do not."
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"Of course, I do not."
Said the girlie, quite hot
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"Of course, I do not."
Said the girlie, quite hot
"Your technique is clearly refined :)"
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"I'm really a switch"
"Please make me your bitch"
 
While spanking the teller's behind
He said to the girl "Would you mind"?
"I'm really a switch"
"Please make me your bitch
I like anal if you're so inclined!"
 
The waitress she tumbled and fell
While serving two crabs in a shell
Each claw grabbed a nipple
 
The waitress she tumbled and fell
Hitting her head and ringing her bell
Dropped into his arms
 
The waitress she tumbled and fell
Hitting her head and ringing her bell
Dropped into his arms
Used all her charms
 
The waitress she tumbled and fell
While serving two crabs in a shell
Each claw grabbed a nipple
One short of a triple
 
the waitress she tumbled and fell
Hitting her head and ringing her bell
Dropped into his arms
Used all her charms
It all turned out fairly swell
 
The waitress she tumbled and fell
While serving two crabs in a shell
Each claw grabbed a nipple
One short of a triple
Thus causing the waitress to yell :eek:
 
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