Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Lia Monde]

Their phone sex suddenly got hot

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Their phone sex suddenly got hot
All this innuendo, whatnot

 

[Lia Monde]

Their phone sex suddenly got hot
All this innuendo, whatnot
She mentioned a kink

 

[BurningMonkey]

Their phone sex suddenly got hot
All this innuendo, whatnot
She mentioned a kink
And sent him a link

 

[sweetsauce]

Their phone sex suddenly got hot
All this innuendo, whatnot
She mentioned a kink
And sent him a link
He came right there on the spot!

 

[37_ttej]

His handset's now covered in 'goo'

 

[BurningMonkey]

(Lol. You think you figured out where I live!)

*shrug* I picked a town at random in the general vicinity that had the right number of syllables.


His handset now covered in 'goo',
He got up to head to the loo

 

[37_ttej]

His handset now covered in 'goo',
He got up to head to the loo
Rinsed it in the bowl

*erk*

 

[BurningMonkey]

His handset now covered in 'goo',
He got up to head to the loo
Rinsed it in the bowl
Sat and wiped his arsehole

 

[37_ttej]

His handset now covered in 'goo',
He got up to head to the loo
Rinsed it in the bowl
Sat and wiped his arsehole
I ain't touching his phone - eww!!

 

[Hornblende]

(Trying to change the subject, )

As the beach was deserted and long

 

[37_ttej]

As the beach was deserted and long
She decided to take off her thong

 

[Hornblende]

As the beach was deserted and long
She decided to take off her thong
When the submarine came

 

[37_ttej]

WTF!?

As the beach was deserted and long
She decided to take off her thong
When the submarine came
She blushed red with shame

 

[Hornblende]

As the beach was deserted and long
She decided to take off her thong
When the submarine came
She blushed red with shame
And the queue was a full mile long!

 

[37_ttej]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her

 

[Hornblende]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order

 

[37_ttej]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order
A shame half were gay
(it's the Navy way)

*coughs*

 

[barefootgirl69]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order
There on her knees

 

[Adre]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order
A shame half were gay
(it's the Navy way)
And many just could not afford her

 

[Hornblende]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order
There on her knees
She did much more than tease

 

[Adre]

The sailors were ready to 'board' her
In any particular order
There on her knees
She did much more than tease
Some said she crossed every border

 

[BurningMonkey]

While swimming quite nude at the beach

 

[barefootgirl69]

While swimming quite nude at the beach
She decided to play with her "peach"

 

[BurningMonkey]

While swimming quite nude at the beach
She decided to play with her "peach"
Spreading out on the sand