Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Hornblende]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door

 

[GiggLeGasm]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door
Of a home he'd not been to before

 

[Hornblende]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door
Of a home he'd not been to before
To his utter delight

 

[barefootgirl69]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door
Of a home he'd not been to before
To his utter delight
He was ravaged all night

 

[barefootgirl69]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door
Of a home he'd not been to before
To his utter delight
He was ravaged all night
And his sauce was all over the floor.

 

[37_ttej]

When the pizza boy knocked at the door
Of a home he'd not been to before
To his utter delight
He was ravaged all night
And his sauce was all over the floor.

'Meatlovers', obviously.

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They have take-out each Friday night.

 

[Cymru6969]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light

 

[barefootgirl69]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
But, what they have found
As their bellies grow round

 

[37_ttej]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
Their faces they stuff

 

[barefootgirl69]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
Their faces they stuff
While in the buff

 

[Cymru6969]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
Their faces they stuff
So large in the buff

 

[Lia Monde]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
Their faces they stuff
So large in the buff
They're too fat for sex tonight

 

[Lia Monde]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
Their faces they stuff
While in the buff
Good food and good sex = delight

 

[Lia Monde]

They have take-out each Friday night
Death knell of pizza and Bud light
But, what they have found
As their bellies grow round
Is their joining is even more tight

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ordering some pizza sounds like a plan

 

[Lia Monde]

Ann's libido increases with wine

 

[Lia Monde]

Ordering some pizza sounds like a plan
It's much more tasty than bran

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ann's libido increases with wine
Fill her glass, she'll be just fine

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ordering some pizza sounds like a plan
It's much more tasty than bran
I like thin crust pie

 

[Lia Monde]

Ordering some pizza sounds like a plan
It's much more tasty than bran
I like thin crust pie
And consume with a sigh


Ann's libido increases with wine
Fill her glass, she'll be just fine
It'll open her legs

 

[jameslewis]

Ordering some pizza sounds like a plan
It's much more tasty than bran
I like thin crust pie
And consume with a sigh
For dessert, I think maybe a flan.


Ann's libido increases with wine
Fill her glass, she'll be just fine
It'll open her legs
And before long she begs

 

[37_ttej]

Ann's libido increases with wine
Fill her glass, she'll be just fine
It'll open her legs
And before long she begs
For three big long cocks just like mine.

 

[37_ttej]

To be fair, mine's not really that big

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

To be fair, mine's not really that big
Said the man wearing a leaf of fig

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

To be fair, mine's not really that big
Said the man wearing a leaf of fig
Still, she was impressed