Write our own Limericks v 5.0

[Cymru6969]

By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word
The queue stretched for miles
With hard-ons and smiles

 

[Hornblende]

By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word
The queue stretched for miles
With hard-ons and smiles
The whole thing was frankly absurd!

 

[barefootgirl69]

She left that day wobbly and weak

 

[Hornblende]

She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak

 

[barefootgirl69]

She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore

 

[Adre]

She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore
If you're keeping score

 

[Hornblende]

She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore
If you're keeping score
But sometimes it's soreness you seek

 

[barefootgirl69]

There was a male stripper named Bill

 

[Adre]

There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill

 

[Hornblende]

There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate

 

[Adre]

There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate
Though not for his mate

 

[Hornblende]

There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate
Though not for his mate
Who found it an absolute thrill

 

[Hornblende]

While learning how best to fellate

 

[barefootgirl69]

While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late

 

[suckonsimon]

While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight

 

[Hornblende]

While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique

 

[suckonsimon]

While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
It was still quite a squeak

 

[Adre]

While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall

 

[Adre]

While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
It was still quite a squeak
But she had to take out her plate

 

[Hornblende]

While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
It was still quite a squeak
But she had to take out her plate

 

[suckonsimon]

While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall
had call after call

 

[Adre]

While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall
had call after call
It made for a long horny wait

 

[Cymru6969]

She tried to suck and text one day

 

[barefootgirl69]

She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play

 

[Cymru6969]

She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play
He pinched off her nose