Write our own Limericks v 5.0

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By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word
The queue stretched for miles
With hard-ons and smiles
 
By this time the workplace had heard
And whispered their gossipy word
The queue stretched for miles
With hard-ons and smiles
The whole thing was frankly absurd!
 
She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore :D:D:D
 
She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore :D:D:D
If you're keeping score
 
She left that day wobbly and weak
From the many times she'd reached her peak
Her hoo-ha was sore
If you're keeping score
But sometimes it's soreness you seek ;)
 
There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
 
There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate
 
There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate
Though not for his mate
 
There was a male stripper named Bill
Of pussy he'd had his fill
What a terrible fate
Though not for his mate
Who found it an absolute thrill :D
 
While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
 
While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
It was still quite a squeak
 
While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall
 
While learning how best to fellate
She met with this guy who had eight
She refined her technique
It was still quite a squeak
But she had to take out her plate :eek:
 
While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall
had call after call
 
While learning how best to fellate
The young man stayed out quite late
The hole in the wall
had call after call
It made for a long horny wait
 
She tried to suck and text one day
And, alas, had no hands to play
He pinched off her nose
 
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