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[Bitesback]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'
As his thumb flicked across her clit ring

 

[jameslewis]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'
As his thumb flicked across her clit ring
When his fingers plucked lower

 

[GiggLeGasm]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'
As his thumb flicked across her clit ring
When his fingers plucked lower
and gradually slower

 

[Lia Monde]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'
As his thumb flicked across her clit ring
When his fingers plucked lower
and gradually slower
Libidos were on an upswing

 

[Cymru6969]

He gently played 'Air on her G-String'
As his thumb flicked across her clit ring
When his fingers plucked lower
and gradually slower
Libidos were on an upswing

I'm sorry to have missed all the musical references! Another?

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound

 

[DoRaMe]

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound
The notes and chords go round and round

 

[Cymru6969]

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound
The notes and chords go round and round
They bow and exit

 

[37_ttej]

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound
The notes and chords go round and round
They bow and exit
Next up, a sextet

 

[Cymru6969]

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound
The notes and chords go round and round
They bow and exit
Next up, a sextet
Whose cellist knows how to pound

 

[37_ttej]

Musicians blow, pluck, strike and sound
The notes and chords go round and round
They bow and exit
Next up, a sextet
Whose cellist knows how to pound

LOL

She's a big fan of jizz, er, jazz

 

[Lia Monde]

She's a big fan of jizz, er, jazz
Rocks to the rhythm and pizazz

 

[cliteatingman]

She's a big fan of jizz, er, jazz
Rocks to the rhythm and pizazz
She gets down on her knees

 

[Hornblende]

Then he offered to finger her cello
At the size of his hand she said, "Hello!"
So she sat in her chair
And his fingers went there
What a duet! She's feeling all mellow.

Love it

She's a big fan of jizz, er, jazz
Rocks to the rhythm and pizazz
She gets down on her knees
She is eager to please

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She's a big fan of jizz, er, jazz
Rocks to the rhythm and pizazz
She gets down on her knees
She is eager to please
Got turned on by his razzmatazz

 

[Hornblende]

When he said he would lick her 'til dawn

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When he said he would lick her 'til dawn
She barely could suppress a yawn

 

[Hornblende]

When he said he would lick her 'til dawn
She barely could suppress a yawn
But to her great surprise

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

When he said he would lick her 'til dawn
She barely could suppress a yawn
But to her great surprise
He'd killed off his lice

 

[Hornblende]

When he said he would lick her 'til dawn
She barely could suppress a yawn
But to her great surprise
He'd killed off his lice
And he fucked her like he was reborn

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust

 

[Hornblende]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust
While with evident glee he did thrust

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust
While with evident glee he did thrust
She started to squirt

 

[Hornblende]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust
While with evident glee he did thrust
She started to squirt
On his favourite shirt

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust
While with evident glee he did thrust
She started to squirt
On his favourite shirt
Oops, sorry, quick rinse is a must!

 

[Hornblende]

She moaned and groaned with frenzied lust
While with evident glee he did thrust
She started to squirt
On his favourite shirt
Oops, sorry, quick rinse is a must!

Ha! Excellent

I really must go in the bath